I am going to turn this…

Into this…

And you are going to get to watch me do it. I know, I sort of said a long time ago that it would be awesome to have a tiki that looks like me. Well, I am going to try it. Oh, you are new around here and didn’t know I carve tikis? Well, type ‘tiki’ in the search bar thing and check them out.
I am also going to turn this…

… and yes, that is indeed a picture of one of my oldest and most comfy tennis shoes… and yes, they really are size 15, just so you know… but I am going to turn that… and a bunch of other pictures, into my newest children’s book… oh, you didn’t know I write children’s books on top of the action/humor science fiction series, the murder mystery set in world war two London, and that action/fantasy princess novel I am writing and posting on the blog? Well, look over at my sidebar… on the right… and click a picture of any of my books.
I am going to make a tiki that looks like me, and create a new book for little kids, and I am going to take you through both of these artistic endeavors step by step.
I hope you enjoy the ride.









You are “getting back to being weird”?
It always comes back to that
I will enjoy. Size 15??? Whoa.
yup… and yup… and yup…