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Thank you for the marvelous input, Mr. Customengravedkeychains, from… some website that sells engravable key chains. Just so you know, my spell-checker doesn’t recognize ‘engravable’ as a real word… but that’s okay! I don’t recognize you as a real person, you spam-generating robo-bot computer program.

But that will not stop me from responding to you as if you were, in fact, a real person… because that is the point of these posts, after all.

It is funny how many… (people/bots?)… spend 3 hours browsing the web every day. But I feel your pain. I too find myself wishing that all ‘Bloggerfs’ made good content as I do! Also, bloggerfs should be a real word.

I don’t know how exactly you intend to ‘seise’… ???… my rss feed… but don’t feel bad. I am a computer moron. I don’t know if I even have an rss feed… or if it is a real thing.

I will try to write next articles referring to this article… so you can read ‘moee’ about it.

Ummm… it seems like you have this ‘ibternet’ thing all figured out.

Can I just say, in conclusion, that I am deeply moved that you find my ‘hummoristic stfyle’ so enjoyable… and that, while I consider myself to be one of the worst spellers of the English language ever to be brought up using that very language, you put me to shame. But I must say that your ineptitude in this language is completely overshadowed by the awesome way that you just add extra letters, or at least borrow them from words that really needed them. I am going to start doing that. Hell, we all should. However, I am not a fan of the fact that you kept repeating yourself over and over… even though I do love the way you manage to spell the same words like 15 different ways in the same comment.

Thank you for ‘viissitttigggg my bblllllgg… (there, how did I do?)…

sincerely… (perhaps)… Arthr Browneeeeeeeeee