No… not like that… simmer down… this is a family-friendly blog… more or less. See, the thing is… (and this is exactly the kind of ‘thing’ I am talking about)… that I have this ‘thing’ where I say; “the thing is”, and then I make a joke about my ongoing, running gag in which I have a ‘thing’, and then I say what the new ‘thing’ is… did you follow that?
The other thing is… (see, I sometimes include more than one ‘thing’, which is why the picture above is so funny, plus, it also implies that I work as hard as two people… or things… to make this blog entertaining)… that I often add more than one thing… wait… I just explained that, didn’t I?









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yeah, not making any money off this blog… or at all… so… feel free to sue me.
Sorry, that sounded needlessly rude of me. What I mean is that very few people see this blog, and it is a free site. And I don’t have a job, so I can’t really afford to license anything.
Haha! I’m glad I read new to old. This was the funniest. My neighbor’s dog barked so too…whew. *snicker* Thank you.
no… thank you…
I’m not following you… okay, your blog, but not this post…
I’m not either,,,
Ahhhh… a man after my own heart! I love Thing one and Thing two! (Huge Seuss fan…). Also, as it happens, an equally huge fan of Dexter’s Laboratory…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25puy-r24oM
That is one cartoon my kids never watched.
Loved it!! The funniest ever is the one with the talking dog… but you have to see that from the beginning to really get it. Also the one where Dexter tries to learn French… Gahahahaha! So, so funny…. but then, I have yet to grow up properly.
Oh, I still loves me my cartoons.