I hate doing more than one piece of art… sorry, piece of Art… in one of these posts, but these are all so similar I guess I will make an exception. If you want to try naming all of them, it will increase your odds of getting chosen.
so go ahead…
Show us what you got…
I have faith in you…
Or I wouldn’t be here making a monkey of myself.
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Pouring My Art Out 
Babart!
Someone likes monkeys.
yeah they do
Ok Art – found #39… caption is “Art Does Darwin” You like?!
We might have a Dar-winner
Nice! Why am I not surprised that you own assorted monkey apparel?
The apparel is all me… what I own is a bunch of monkey heads.
Of course you do. Who doesn’t? I have a couple myself.
well I should hope so
Do you know what I like best about your blog Arthur? Besides your monkey heads collection?
well gee, there are just so many things to like…
Yes…
ha!
ha! ha!
HA!… or maybe even HA!!!
Is the plural form of Ha expressed correctly then with added exclamation points? Is that what you’re trying to say?
No… I even showed you my sliding scale of how funny stuff is from ‘ha’ to HA!!!!!
This gives us the luxury of finding things slightly amusing all the way up to ‘holy crap I might die laughing’ instead of that stupid lol and rofl.
Thank you for the clarification. Is the LMAO abbreviation off limits as well here at PMAO?
Yes, because it is also annoying, usually not true, and why would anyone want anyone else to lose their ass?
That is the question, isn’t it. I will never use it again in your presence. What else really bothers you Arthur?
I have posts about the things that bother me. I even went to the trouble of coming up with solutions to most of them… which will all be implemented as soon as our plan to take over the earth is carried out.
I can only assume it will be the job of the minions to carry out such implementation prior to the take over then.
And after the take over… plus, I will give you all your own islands to live on.
Ok Captain Arthur – or is it Admiral Arthur? Or just Uncle Arthur to all the minion spawn?
just PMAO
That’s kind of hard to say as a name for you
I also respond to ‘Hey, You!’
Ok – that’s original.
not everything has to be
Yes, it does. Especially when it comes to what your minions call their supreme leader. You can think about it. My toast is burning
When I am in charge there will be no burnt toast…
I saved it just in time. That was close.
you are now the head minion in charge of not letting the toast burn.
I’m honored with that bestowment, since I burn everything.
I trust you that much
🙂
don’t blow it
What?
the trust I put in you…
Oh ok – now I follow, I think
seriously… what did you think I meant…
I don’t know without reading the thread – and I’m not presently in your treehouse
I haven’t done it yet. I am going to say… welcome the new minion and do a link to your blog. I have a picture with burnt toast and a minion. I can use it. If you let me use a picture I will just stick your face in the minions face. If you had been looking at the posts I suggested… like the minion ones… or the ‘making your dreams come true ones’, you would know what you are getting yourself into.
You scolded me again there. I like the burnt toast idea. You’re so creative.
not scolding… I am your guide through the acid trip universe of the inside of my mind… and you have to start somewhere.
I don’t condone psychedelic drugs though…I live in health and wellness land
You would not have liked growing up in the Bay Area in the 60’s and 70’s
Ha! But can you remember anything??
I remember all of it…
That’s good – you must still have a few brain cells that survived the ordeal.
I started off with way too many
They don’t come back you know. That’s why pot heads stay at the same developmental level they were at when they started. It’s my duty to learn you on this stuff now
I think I have been studying it longer than you
Ha!
yup
now I need to do a post welcoming you to the secret lair
I thought I was in a treehouse
you haven’t looked at any of the old posts I suggested, have you? I don’t recommend them for my good, I do it for yours, so you know what you are getting in to… and so I can determine if you are indeed minion material by testing to see if you can follow simple instructions… HA!
I’m going to try very soon. I promise. I already gave up sleep, making I can just not eat as well. Have to go to my real job now – ttyl I’ll bet that gets under your skin as well…
well, we need one trained medical professional around here… minions get hurt a lot.
Minions are not within my scope of practice – sorry. You need a minion wrangler or trainer or something
some of them think they are human
Yes they want to believe so badly
yeah they do… hey… do you want me to use a real picture of you turned into a minion for your introductory post or just a generic minion?
Why I’ve never been asked something like that before…that’s a good question, Arthur. Since you are the artist, I will trust your judgement
that is a wise choice…
thank you
yup… of course you changed you mind immediately after I typed that.
Your meds are typing – not following
you said you trust my artistic judgment and then turned around and said you wouldn’t give me a picture of you… which is what my artistic judgment was aiming at. I was going to make you into a minion, but now you are just a generic minion.
Arthur – our first fight online! And it’s for all the world to see!
This isn’t a fight, this is just you being confusing
Oh yeah? Because I won’t send you pictures of me?
No, because you made it sound like you would then you wouldn’t… and because you say no one can have your picture when you are showing it to everybody anyway… it is just confusing. You have the right to change your mind of course.
But I did change my mind again, I think. I sent a picture – if you didn’t get it, then it’s lost somewhere. Or your squirrels did something with it.
did you send it to; brownemonkey@gmail.com
see, no secrets here…
I just knew you were a monkey from day 1
me too
okay, now you have been official welcomed and promoted.
goody
yup
I forgot that I can’t steal the gravatar images… you will have to email me one…
Sorry, can’t release my image to anyone…
You know we can all see it every time you send a comment… or when we go to your blog…
Yes but I own it. You can’t just give out your pictures. Don’t you have an attorney?
once again, if you look at the posts called ‘making your dreams come true’, you will se that dozens of people have emailed me their images, I post funny pictures, then I get rid of the pictures. Nobody has ever complained. I take my responsibilities as an artist very seriously. I have even mailed my paintings and my books to people and trusted they will pay me… sooner or later. I also met one blog friend in real like… the Doobster… and he can vouch for the fact that I am a real human being and that everything I say on this blog is true.
Ok Arthur – I believe you, but I can’t. I’m sorry. I will look at that post though after dinner, k?
sure, I mean, technically, anybody can just take your gravatar image since you put it out there. I mean, anybody who isn’t a computer idiot like I am.
That’s what concerns me…you said you were a computer moron when the truth is you’re a computer idiot – not good, Arthur. No trust now.
I can be both… at the same time
Ha!
well done!
I mean… uh… no, what do you like?
The fact that I can do whatever I need to do and know I can come back and talk to you at almost any time. Do you sleep Arthur? Why do I prefer to call you Arthur over Art? lol – oops, ha
I actually prefer Arthur. My uncle, that I was named after, is always going to be uncle Art, even though he died years ago.
And are you an Uncle Art as well, Arthur? ha
Oh wait… I guess I am… but not in the same way he was.
I didn’t know there was another way to be an uncle – that’s a new one.
He was Uncle Art from when my brothers and I were little… way before we had kids and I became an actual uncle. It is like the difference between Santa Claus and one of those Santas you see at the mall.
Got it. You are just a poser of the real one.
I sometimes feel that you try to take my words literally when really they are more intended to either capture the essence, the feel, the overall emotion of a thing, or else are meant almost exclusively to be silly.
That is an interesting observation. If you can’t tell that I am totally messing with you, then this will only get more fun.
Oh… and here I was worrying that you can’t seem to tell when I am totally messing with you. This is either the most fiendishly brilliant duel of razor sharp wits or the biggest waste of time since language was invented.
Either choice will do. Although you did catch me sitting down for a few minutes. Otherwise such engagement would never be possible.
are we engaged now?
Ha! For short periods of time I guess we are
cool
HA!!!!!
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What Do You Mean Tie Dye Is Out of Style?
3rd Down.
If You Think I’m Sexy….
2nd down.
Momma Said You Can’t Hurry Love….
Apparently I decided to do them in inverse order.
Top!
“So Then I Said…”
Awesome
I wouldn’t dream of it
And I do… ha
LoL.
oh yeah
Good job matching it up with the facial expression!
LoL.
yup
Planet of the Arts
we need one of those
I Am the Ape-Man, I Am the Walrus. (Coo Coo Ca Choo.)
oh yeah…
“Art W. Bush”
umm… no… ha
“The evolution of Art.” Proof positive that we evolved from monkeys. Well, at least that you, Arthur, evolved from monkeys.
Hmm. Another name? “Art is a monkey’s uncle”?
sorry, somebody just beat you to the monkey’s uncle thing and did a way better job of it too…
Who? Where? I don’t see it. And if I don’t see it, it doesn’t exist. Oh, you mean Monkey’s Garfunkle? Meh!
I have to be completely aboveboard and evenhanded in my judginess… no favoritism…
Ha, I like the last one. An Ape-Hippie. Or “Tie-Dyed Apie.” …Or, Well, I’ll Be a Monkey’s Garfunkle.
HA!!!!!!!!!!!! that will be hard to beat…
Monkey see? Monkey do.
Ha… the original title was called something like; monkey see, monkey doo doo
Of course.
yup
Art-tastic Monkeying Around
HA!