Yesterday, when I invented… and patented and copyrighted… my new WTHIT©®™… (short for; ‘What The Heck Is That?’)… I didn’t know I was going to have to use it again so soon… but then, while driving on the freeway today, I spotted this in the back of a pickup truck…
So I sped up and caught up to the truck… and I’m pretty sure what the heck that is…
… is the missing link…












hahaha what the hell is that? we’ll get a photo of me with it anyway. don’t put your lips on it.
seriously, wtf is that thing
Saturday night live… was that Steve Martin, right?
Yeah! I knew you’d get that.
of course you did
I know I can count on you
Up to 21
I’ll have you know I can’t count as high as 23
I can only count to 21… and that when I’m naked…
shit, I said I can’t count as high as 23, I meant to say can, now you think I’m stupid, but on that note, I can count as high as 50 when I’m naked
oh my
you brought up being naked first
I always do
I’m learning that about you
getting to know me… getting to know all about me
getting to like you, getting to hope you like me
awwwwwwwww
haha well you started those lyrics
true
I think I might need it… the whole package..
feel free
Dick. Dick Cheney. We meet again.
he looked to smart
I like monkeys.
I spelled too wrong
I love monkeys.
me too
If I found that on my property I would also take it on a very long road trip far far away.
maybe he is setting it free in the woods
It’s Doob – with his hair blowing in the wind!
You may be right
No, I think someone else found the missing link and is trying to hide it in a different place.
you are talking about me, aren’t you…
No, but you found that someone who found that missing link
phew
Looks like Zeke finally came to visit the lowlands
haaaaaaaaaaaaa
That’s my eldest brother, the Republican!
you let him escape???
Sorry.
sigh
Good god it’s a huge brown ape! I wonder if he was recently purchased from the huge brown ape store or if that guy just always drives around with a huge brown ape in the back of his huge not so brown pickup.
you have to wonder about it…
Hey Arthur, are you sure you have enough of these: “©®™”? One can’t be too careful, right? Sadly, I think someone may have beaten you to it: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=WTHIT
And remember, don’t shoot the messenger!
too late… the assassin has already been sent…
Oh man, you know, not only did you not invent it, you are infringing on someone’s intellectual property! Stop infringing on good folks’ intellectual property!
no
on
uh
son of a bitch… or SOAB