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So we have been ordering these boxes of locally farmed organic fruits and vegetables to be delivered to our house every other week, and this week, the box contained, among other things, that… whatever it is.
Yes, I know I could just read the dang invoice to find out what it is.
But I was sort of having fun with that whole opening bit.
But seriously… what the heck is that thing? It looks like a fractal… or an alien brain…













It looks like a type of cauliflower to me!
I think it was
Is that a fruit? That thing is cool.
it is a kind of cauliflower… so they tell me
did you eat it?
not yet
have you eaten it yet? it won’t last long if it’s organic
are you sure???
not sure, have you eaten it yet?
I don’t know when this arrived so I don’t know the answer
ummm how can you not know if you’ve eaten something?
skillz
well ok then, but…
…did you eat it yet?
now… yes
and was it good?
sure it was
I want one
ok
give me one
wait… one what
who knows
not me
IDKWTHIIE. (I don’t know what the heck it is either) It is very pretty though.
some kind of cauliflower, it turns out
really? Hasty said that too. Have you tried it yet?
uh… no
It is pagoda cauliflower and actually really good. Here….
http://sornascollection.blogspot.com/2013/03/cauliflower-pagoda-with-mince-chicken.html
oh… cool…. thanks
You don’t snort those. You can, but it would hurt. You inject those. If you are truly brave you use them to make a casserole, roast it, or eat it raw in a salad like you would with any broccoli, but that would be seriously weird.
I just found out I am not a brave man… thanks…
Oh man I’m using that acronym everywhere. I am going to seriously acronym the internet with WTHIT.
Did you eat that thing, by the way? What’s it called and what’s it taste like? How do you cook it?
Yay, no, don’t know, don’t know, don’t know
Booooooo….
Whooooooooooooo…
It’s a crazed broccoli. Perhaps.
I think it is a cauliflower
So right!
yay… what did I win?
I tried to grow that last year, no luck. And I hate most brassicas – it’s just so pretty!!! I love the fractals.
It is crazy awesome looking
I wanted to grow it just so I could take pictures. It’s that cool.
I know what you mean
They are seriously freaky arent they?! It is either a type of brocolli or a type of cauliflower. I’ve seen purple ones too.
But they only lend weight to my theory that some vegetable – like sprouts – are not of this earth!!
I sort of like now knowing what it is… knowing it is going to ruin it
But are you going to eat it?
I guess so
It’s edible what else do you need to know? WTHIT?
But it looks dangerous to eat as of now
Well you can wrestle with it and get it’s clothes off..
oh… you would like that… wouldn’t you… HA!
So many jokes
exactly
😉
yup
This does look like a fractal. I just didn’t know you could eat them.
Seriously, WTHIT?
precisely
it’s green What else do you need to know about it?
how to prepare it?
Can’t help you there. I either boil or nuke everything.
that is so… primitive…
That is a lovely grouping of broccoli crystals
do you eat them, mix them in boiling water, or snort them???
You should definitely snort them
ok… fine
Be sure to take photos, that is a very important step in the process
that is just sick and wrong
mmmm hmmm
ha
It’s Katy Perry’s next costume, silly.
not Lady Gaga???
Depends on who puts it on first. But you’re probably right. It is more Gaga
it also looks like a drill head for an oil drill