The more I watch the news…

The more I see about the way things are going on this planet, the more I realize you all need me to be in charge. You should really start talking to the other people who live on this world and try to convince them to let me run things.

But if you are happy with the way things are going….

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42 Responses to The more I watch the news…

  1. benzeknees's avatar benzeknees says:

    Definitely not happy with the way things are going!

  2. julie's avatar julie says:

    Are we there yet? 😀

  3. Sounds good to me. We should also set a territory aside for baby Willie. He would have fun running around and playing with the castles of Europe.

  4. Trent Lewin's avatar Trent Lewin says:

    Both hands in the air! Pick me, pick me! I would like command of Greenland please. Sounds like a warm, pleasant place.

  5. Paul's avatar Paul says:

    How do we know you’re not a banana? I heard a funny quote from the Australian Parliament the other day. One of the members stood up in session and said: “Politicians are like bananas: they start out straight and green and they finishup crooked and yellow.”

  6. Dan's avatar Dan says:

    How soon can you start?

  7. List of X's avatar List of X says:

    You don’t have to convince your loyal minions.

  8. wpout's avatar Asariels Muse says:

    Hmmm but can we be sure you’re not just a helpless puppet of the crack squirrels? Not that they might not do a better job than the ones we have in office now buttttt still

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