Just ask yourself… what would this minion do?
Okay, I am sure there are some of you out there that find this a little offensive, and I am sorry… but I am glad that your religion of peace and tolerance doesn’t pressure you to kill anybody who makes an image of your Prophet… you know… like that other religion of peace and tolerance…
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Raises white cracker
HA!
Okay, Art. Let’s see what you’re made of. How about that other religion’s prophet? You know, the one whose name starts with the letter M?
I am not interested in proving how funny I am in that manner
Good call, assuming you value your life.
assuming
The Jesus minion would probably be in the bars.
the wine bars maybe
Ha!
wheeeeeeee
Muslims believe in Jesus, too. They regard him as a prophet. And the Sunni prohibition against pictures of Mohammed also extends to all their other prophets, including Jesus. Je suis Charlie?
Oooooooooo….. Art, you are soooo screwed.
that’s what I just said
so I really am screwed now… although I never heard of anybody of Muslim faith talk about killing for pictures of Jesus.
True. Also, you never hear Muslims talk about killing people who’ve drawn pictures of God–and lots of cartoonists have drawn God in unflattering ways. This leads me to wonder if some Muslims revere Mohammed more than God.
oh snap… but it is like the conservative Christians who pick which biblical laws offend them and ignore the rest
No, they just think they can reasonably get away with banning pictures of Mohammed for now. I expect that once Mohammed pictures are banned, they’ll move on to God, then onto Jesus, Abraham, and will eventually ban even minion pictures.
just ban all pictures… and art… save time
Ban Art? You mean, ban you?
That seems to be where this is leading…
You may have spoken in jest about the minion pictures, but actually that is true. Fundamental Sunnis believe that any depiction of any creature, human or otherwise, is equivalent to idol-worshipping. This is why you see the intricate geometric designs and calligraphy in their mosques and other artwork. That’s about the only thing Sunni artists are allowed to draw.
Actually, I was speaking in jest while at the same time fully aware that technically, minion pictures are also banned in Islam. 🙂
so are those posters of the little kitty clinging to a rope or branch and telling you to ‘hang in there’…
I had actually heard that. I watch the travel channel. And the history channel.
Oh-oh, oh, no. you didn’t. 🙂
I know…
I’m glad you now have a minion who could resurrect other minions and solve the problem of feeding them with minimum of food. However, he is used to having minions of his own and may not like your plan of taking over the world. And I heard that his dad is some really big shot.
Pffft… can his dad take out an army of loyal minions, X? We will sacrifice ourselves at a moment’s notice, and for no good reason if need be. We are that good.
As I said, Trent, I’m not a morning person. I’m not sacrificing myself before noon.
I guess that’s fair…
is it?
so I have to feed you all lunch before I send you out to die? Ingrates!
Breakfast is fine.
But not all this cereal and juice junk, I’ll have scrambled eggs and bacon.
but I never even served you breakfast before this
slacker!
He has been known to do exactly that
but he applied…
He is humble.
and dang hard to kill
As a person who’s about as non-religious as they come, let me be the first to say: You’ll probably go straight to Hell for this post.
But at least you’ll be in good company. Personally, I’m stocking up on hot dogs and marshmallows.
I was going to bring a chocolate fondue, myself.
Yes, fondue! And that sharp long fork might come in handy, too.
It usually does…
sigh
ha
that better be what that is
I reserved a seat by the fire
Everything’s relative… a couple of hundred years ago, and such an image probably would have destined you for a swift hanging. However, you are fortunate. Minions, unite! Raise a shield of yellowish minion flesh over our esteemed leader to absorb the impending lightning bolt from the heavens! Do not be alarmed at the smell of sizzling flesh. Do not run from the storm of locust (what the hell is a locust, anyway, and is it yummy?). Do not tumble and twist with angels on high, and fear not the hot lance of the devil when it nips at your elephantine testicles or distended nipples. No! Rise minions, and protect your fearless leader who has needlessly called down the wrath of the Jesus-God! Sheesh – and here I thought it was going to be a dull Saturday evening.
I always picture him much darker than that. Locusts are not yummy, but they’re supposed to be nutritious. Maybe with enough honey? The devil nips at testicles? hmmmm I think I’d better go light a candle for the dude
I find that anything tastes good with scotch. Locusts liberally doused in Glenlivet? I’d go for that.
Yes, well, the devil isn’t a very nice fellow. Kind of funny, but also a bit of a prick.
Hmmm Yes, I imagine scotch would take the edge off
If I ever catch one, I’ll give it a shot and let you know. I think I ate a cricket once. Tasted like ant.
Ants taste like dirt, except for those big fat ones they taste like kerosine dirt. In general bug juice is bitter and I don’t like it. I ate a lot of worms, maggots and mealbugs as a child they’re not too terrible but then starvation was likely a good seasoning. My memories of the taste of bugs are not pleasant one. I’m glad they helped keep me alive but even more pleased that I can purchase food now. 😛
Oh boy… well, I will just take a rather large plunger and use it to seal my lips. The image you just drew of your past is pretty raw, and I hope I didn’t inflame any dim memories of the long before.
My past has some lovely memories too. All together it served to build the me I am now. I am strong, the memories don’t slow me down I use them in my faction stories. I’m not one to hide from what was or from what is. 🙂
cant ask more than that
Yes, I can!!! I got minion pinned!!! Last night!!! Yippeee
I have no idea what that means…
See top half of my post today for photo evidence
ok
don’t move the plunger too much or you will back up the flow…
wait… we need to hear more about this…
most of the world eats insects
and the corners…
mmmm yes all curves and swirlies and such
no more flat stuff at all
Yep
make cutting stuff hard
he has a three prong pricker…
why do I always lose control of things
Control is an illusion used to lull the masses into a sense of lethargy. I GOT MINION PINNED!!!
HA!!!!!
This is a picture of you isn’t it?
Whaaaaaat????
You heard me..lol
we all did
Good!
I am
haaaa
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
locusts are very full of protein and very chap and nutritious… just so you know
Weirdo.
bam
And crunchy!
so are scorpions