Well I guess you are all getting sick of the minions stuff… I know the crack squirrels are ready to move on… but I spotted this little guy with a few barbarian accoutrements and thought hey, we should use that as the official minion uniform now.
Let’s ask my favorite barbarian, Conan, if he agrees… Oh, there he is… over there… Hi, Conan…
Wait… there is something different about him… let’s get closer…
Is Conan turning into a minion???
Because that would be freekin’ awesome!!!
Looks a little like Arthur, too. You know, the little aardvark who had a nose job?
I know of whom you speak… he came from a wealthy British family and drank too much
and he was good at yanking his sword
maybe too good
you can never be too good at that, unless it leads to a solitary lifestyle
or solitary confinement
or sterility
or senility
or serenity
serendipidy doo dah
serendipity-ay
diplodocus
dippycaucus
sippy straw-cuss
daffy duckus
Daisy Duke-ass
nice one
I have my moments
me too
yes you do
wait… if you look at Arthur Conan Doyle… it has my three favorite people in it…
Doyle, that’s me
I know, right?
The vicinity where my book would be shelved is an honor
that is so shelf-ish
maybe, but it’s a coincidence and not why I chose this as a penname
you name your pens???
hahahaa at first glance I thought you said “you name your penis???” I thought, “why’s he asking me that?”
the penis mightier than the sword
yeah it is
it is is it
it is, yes it is
it it is is
tsitsi
tikis
shtick
no need to cuss
no shtick, shterlock
now you are swearing in Yiddish?
I’ve got a lot of minion madness to catch up on!!!
that is how madness works
I don’t enjoy Conan the Barbarian, the remake, any of it. THIS would be interesting. 🙂
Well, they were books before any of the sucky movies. Search for the post I did about why Conan would make an excellent babysitter.
Nice child’s drawings.
thanks
Do you really want your minions around you with a sword? And a sharp, pointy helmet?
well at least one of them already has a knife and tried to stick it in Trent’s back… but they wouldn’t hurt me.
Don’t give him any ideas, then.
I never give anyone ideas… none to spare
Conan the Minion. I want that movie right now.
Me too
The infection is spreading
dang it
But you’re the maddd scientist, no? Shouldn’t that be a hoorah or some such?
oh… right… hurrah and some such
🙂
wheeeeeeeeeeeee