No series of posts about my awesome minions would be complete without a post featuring my head minion… Mr. Trent Lewin… of; http://trentlewin.com/
He writes stuff that is so deep I sometimes get lost and forget what is happening…
He is mad at me right now because Hastywords was the winner of this year’s ‘sexiest minion’ contest. He thinks he should have won two years in a row. I am not saying that he didn’t stand a fighting chance… but maybe this year, Mr. Trent-Trenty-Trent-T-Nert… try not leading rebellions against your Evil Overlord and trying to get the other minions to eat the crack squirrels that live inside my head and make all this possible…
Because those squirrels are also the judges of the ‘sexiest minion’ contest…
Pouring My Art Out 
Grrrrrr…. Hasty…. it’s so on, dude. I will regain my crown!
and we are all winners…
Next year, I shall do a tasteful nude. I said “tasteful”!
full of something… but I doubt it will be taste
You haven’t lived until you’ve tasted some good old fashioned Trent P.
That might be true
Dude! You’re harshin on my winnin
he will be punished
It’s so on, Hasty.
Good luck with that
Trentytrentrent! SCHMACK!
now you have to pay him… like a cheap hooker…
Yes!!!! Schmack lives!!!!
ha
Poor Trend …
yup
It’s hard being me…
it’s hard just knowing you