I am still a little vague on exactly how simultaneously writing a novel in an unrealistic timeframe with a bunch of other people helps to keep you focused on writing. It isn’t like they email you and tell you to get off your lazy ass… but I will do exactly that. If you want to write a novel in a month and are having trouble getting motivated, I am here for you.
For the nominal fee of $10.00 (U. S.) I will be all over you like a warm blanket of gentle pushiness. I will email you… several times a day… like a worried mother… asking how that novel is coming along… being all supportive… and working my way up to aggressive nagging if that doesn’t get results.
I can even do posts to embarrass and humiliate you if you slack off.
Because I care that much…
And I could really use the money…
To fix my stupid computer…
Pouring My Art Out 
Thanks, my hubby is already a nag – I don’t need another one!
can’t have too many nags
You should charge extra for the nagging posts..
I really should
Yes!
ha
I think you just stumbled upon a brilliant business model. Maybe it’s be wise to start exploring patent laws.
As soon as somebody takes me up on my offer I will
Damn, wish I would have thought of it first.
Because I am an evil genius?
No, I just wish I was quick enough to realize the monetary potential. Maybe that’s why my ship hasn’t come in yet.
I haven’t made any money yet
That’s only because your post was just published. It might take a few days.:)
I will let you know when I am rich…
check out my new idea I just posted… oh yeah…
Saw it. Loved it. Already commented on it.
yay
Ha– can’t wait to see how many people take you up on this enticing offer……….
me too… neither
Um, how are you doing this without a computer? Is it magic?
I just keep getting kicked off… I am probably making it worse…
Show that computer who’s boss, dude.
yeah… that could happen
He’s probably over using his neighbours computer..
I can still get on now and then
ha!
yup
Crack squirrel neighbour?
oh yeah
Probable
sure it is