I no longer know what to be paranoid about. I am not sure if ISIS or Ebola is going to get me first, or if either of them is going to manage to do away with me before the global warming thing does… which brings up another point. Global warming, AKA ‘climate change’, might not kill me through heat. It might change the climate so much that I end up drowning as the seas rise.
And let’s not forget that I live in California, so I still have earthquakes and gang shootings to worry about. And I am not sure I can knock cancer and giant meteors off the list… or killer bees… or slipping in the bathtub…
Pouring My Art Out 
Good luck! You’re gonna need it!
I think we all are.
Yip.
yip-ee-yi-yay-
git along little doggie!
you mean like one of those wiener dogs?
Precisely!
I will name him Oscar!
I think I see a line of stealth bombers and 27 drones headed your way Art. Can you raise that gun just a bit higher? There, that’s better. See all those red dots that appeared on the tip of the barrel? That means you have a present coming very shortly and i hope you didn’t hang up on that guy who called during dinner last night to sell you a grave site.
I am more worried now by the fact that, when I was looking for images in Google of terrorists, I found that you can by terrorist suicide bomber costumes… for children…
Yikes!
uh… yeah…
Be paranoid about the beavers. They are going to get you, you know.
Yeah,,, gnaw through my wooden leg…
Um, I didn’t know that was a leg…
well how could you…
I dunno, I’m pretty smart and all.
there is that
You can always move here to Buffalo, NY. We mostly only have blizzards and power outages.
At the same time?
Sometimes. During the surprise October Storm eight years ago, we had a horrendous blizzard while the leaves were still on the trees, which cause the power lines to come down. We were without power for something like 10 days – had to send the kids to stay with relatives who got their power back after only 2 days, but hubby and I braved it out with a generator and candles (at first – after about 8 days, we discovered that we could, in fact, run the space heater and a lamp at the same time. Didn’t we both feel silly then!).
It amazes me that people live where there is real weather.
Fall is usually beautiful here (at least until the snow starts).
We do have some fall colors, but it ain’t no New England.
When you put it that way, oh crap! (=
I didn’t really offer any solutions, did I?
Well, I wish you knew some solutions, you’d probably get the Nobel Prize if you did. (=
I don’t have room on my shelf for that…
Hehe, hey have a great weekend, TGIF (=
you two… too… to… tutu
How about we send you a gift pack……
Ha!
that would be nice
Ha
wheeeeeee
O-Well one, two, three…..
You know what they say, Art. Life sucks then you die. It’s true. Just follow Glen Beck’s advice and don’t suck vomit off the pavement. Because that will hasten the inevitable.
I will keep that in mind.
I hope the NSA doesn’t see that picture. Especially if you have plane tickets to either West Africa or to Turkey.
My vacation plans are ruined.