It would just be so awesome in so many ways…
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Pouring My Art Out 
With a trunk you could pat yourself on the back!
I already do that like 12 times a day.
What would it be like to blow your nose? Would you need a tissue or a bucket?
I don’t know… but I do like the idea of being able to take a shower with it.
You know Art, if you switched to mirrored aviator sunglasses, a casual glance in your direction would see three trunks, one out of your face and one from each eyeball. Style, Art, style – you have to think all the time about how to maximize your impact with your accessories. Sheesh, c’mon Man, smarten up.
That would look cool in 3-D…
Would you have to check your trunk at the airport? Or, if not, would you have to have your whole head go through the TSA X-ray conveyor?
I don’t know, but I could eat without using my hands… and I could take a shower with just a bucket full of water.
Always looking at the sunny side, eh?
Well, if you take into account where I was originally planning on sticking the trunk, I think I am doing a fairly good job of being mature here…
Um, no comment.
That is what I should have done… no comment…
I only see your head in this photo, so there’s no way to actually see any similar modifications elsewhere.
you caught me again
You need the big floppy ears to go with it.
I thought of that
Oh, and those big feet (although that wouldn’t show in the picture).
My feet are at least that big… but not quite as round
Uh, it’s nice and all, but no thanks 🙂
Have it your way… what about purple skin with pink polka dots?