Instead of dropping bombs on these Isis guys, why don’t we try dropping Big Macs on them first…
I know, it sounds like a crazy idea at first… most of my ideas seem crazy at first, and it isn’t until later, after much careful reflection, that you realize that only some of them are crazy, but others are actually a rare type of brilliant… and no, it isn’t my job to figure out which is which… that’s what you are all here for.
But think about it. Dropping burgers on people will make them much less angry than dropping bombs on them. It could even be considered a humanitarian gesture.
But the thing is… and this a pretty good thing, even for one of my things… that these are McDonald’s Big Macs… and they are just as deadly as any bomb… it just takes longer for the death to occur.
And in the meantime, the Isis terrorists will be all fat and lazy from chomping down those fat-laden, cholesterol-filled meat bombs… especially in that desert heat, to do much serious fighting. And particularly if we drop some of that new-fangled, legal-in-some-states medical/recreational marijuana with the Big Macs…. and some fries and huge drinks.
I’m just saying that there is more than one way to fight a war, and my way is cheaper… and slightly less morally repugnant.
Pouring My Art Out 
It might be better to send them BBQ – aren’t they not supposed to eat pork?
then that would just be rude.
Well nice idea!!
Thanks.
Add some French fries to this – the oil they’re cooked in is old and contaminated it could be used as a nuclear weapon.
Once again, I don’t want to be under investigation for crimes against humanity…
I wish they didn’t taste so good…death shouldn’t taste like that!
Death should taste like vomit, pus and old socks…
Could you drop some wood pigeon with quince chutney, Scottish girolles, foie gras sauce, and toasted brioche on me.
no… maybe some Twinkies…
Is that how you see me, as a Twinkie person. I’m classy! 😀
I know, but we aren’t… and you live where there is already access to fancy food… because France is close by… HA!!!
Truth be told I have as much class as a brick.
Funny you say that, there is a French market coming to my neighbourhood this weekend, I plan on cheesing myself up
oh yeah…
I think I’m going to link this as Strategy #11 in my last post.
If I hadn’t already had this idea for my ‘I don’t usually give advice to…’ series, I would have linked mine to yours… our minds often seem to be on parallel paths.
That’s because a minion is supposed to think the same as the leader.
Right… but we are both leaders on our own blogs, and minions on each other’s blog… so how does that work?
Then I guess that means that our thought correlation is twice as strong.
are we having a bonding moment?
If so, what’s the problem? I’m sure it’s legal in both our states. 🙂
I would have done it anyway
I am struck anew with how witty the head on your shoulders is. I read you loud n clear, but I am afraid humanity is not yet tired of warring the conventional way.
What about dropping cows crammed full of explosives…?
I think they’d welcome that. Even more so because they’d even look good for it, giving cows and being philanthropic. Philanthropy is the new cool!
well then we are right back where we started
Could we drop some Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese too? I like those.
That might be a war crimes violation… or a crime against humanity… or something…