Marketing myself… the final chapter…

It wouldn’t be hard to come up with ideas for a simple t-shirt…

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In fact, I already have a bunch of ideas from back when I was thinking of making a flag for the blog…

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And of course the crack squirrels are always up there… in my head… coming up with new ideas…

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And marketing, as much as I loath the idea, sort of feeds on itself. I mean, if you all bought one shirt…

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And you wore it once in a while when you went out…

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And then people asked what the heck the shirt was about…

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Then maybe a few of those people would visit my blog…

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And maybe they would buy my funny sci-fi books or my children’s book…

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Or maybe they would order a t-shirt of their own, and then more people would learn about me…

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(Yes, that one is for you, Trent, and all my other Canadian minions who are revolting… against my supreme leadership, I mean)… and at the very least, my blog might become popular enough to make it worth while to become a real website with advertising, and I will at least make enough money to feed the dog, if not send Mollie to college…

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And anyway, I should make at least three dollars off each shirt that you all buy, right?

 

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54 Responses to Marketing myself… the final chapter…

  1. benzeknees says:

    There’s no like button on this post! Your reasoning seems sound, but how many people would actually wear a t-shirt with your face plastered all over it?

  2. Can you make one that says, “I am a Loyal Minion to the Head Minion”? That I would buy.

  3. “I will suck you in like a black hole”, LOL!! You are too much! Such a shy modest guy, aren’t you? Keep it coming! šŸ™‚

  4. joehoover says:

    I would seriously wear the squirrel one.

    How about some masks aswell? I was going to get one of my thumb pic made and be wearing it so you’d recognise me when I was planning on going to San Diego. That idea made me giggle.

  5. J.R.Barker says:

    Depends where have your shirts made as to how much you make from ’em, I like the taking over the world one meself.

  6. Paul says:

    Honestly Art, these are neat designs. Each one I liked, the next was better. You have mega design talents. Hey, do use the Ally Bank? These commercials started showing up recently and this one looks just like you without your facial hair. It also explains where the crack squirrels came from. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d74nT4kAbE&index=7&list=PLj_NFvY7xsZljuTaNSgLIS8Hsjqz6QExR

  7. H.E. ELLIS says:

    Let me know where to send the check. I’ll take one in an extra-small. šŸ™‚

  8. jensenempire2551 says:

    Any hits from Greenland?

  9. jensenempire2551 says:

    A banner of truth….

  10. Trent Lewin says:

    Um, my official title is Head Minion.

    I haven’t bought the kids’ book yet, but I’m gonna.

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