Maybe I could come out with a line of toys… you would buy your kid a plush crack squirrel, wouldn’t you?
Or one of these…
Everybody likes stuffed animals… or whatever the heck that would be… I mean, people are always telling me to get stuffed…
And I have been called a little devil more than once. Or should I just go for something more generic?
On the other hand, maybe you would rather have a comfy pillow to rest your head on…
Or perhaps…
This might be more complicated than I thought it was going to be.
Pouring My Art Out 
You wish!
I do…
The plush crack squirrel works for me. I could give them to children and tell them not to do drugs or their eyes will pop out like the squirrels.
Kids… just say no to blogs…
I fell asleep reading one of your books…not because it was boring but because I was exhausted. So technically I already slept with you.
oh… my…
Art, if you sold pillows with your wife’s picture on it with the promise that the buyer could make all sorts of fun jokes in your direction, that might sell.
I am sure she would love that idea.
Oh, Art. What would I do without your silliness and hilarity? I honestly can count on you making me laugh at any time of the day. As soon as I come across one of your posts, BANG! Thanks for putting a smile on my face. 🙂
That is all I live for.
I was watching a program on Cajuns on Louisiana today and they had squirrel gumbo. You could make your own recipe and sell it in Louisiana. I really like the stuffed squirrel with the bulging eyes, it looks cute.
why does everyone want to eat my squirrels.
Can you make the squirrels in such a way that if you wring their necks the eyes bulge waaay out?
I’m sure we can do that.
Photo number two reminds me of Chewbacca with Ray-Bans.
uh… thanks.
Perfect tag lines on those pillows! Can you be tumble dried?
Oh, you know I can…
I would buy one of those squirrels. Then I’d eat it.
Aw, hell…
He is being annoying again… still…
He’s definitely instigating.
yup
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I need some counselling.
or a spanking
Ouch! I mean, oh yeaaaaaaah…
sigh