Oh, you beautiful autonomous country that is still a part of the Kingdom of Denmark… more or less… You wild world’s largest island, three quarters covered by an ice sheet and still the least densely populated country on the planet.
I love your flag…
I love your coat of arms…
I even love the fact that you are 89% Greenlandic Inuit or Inuit/European mixed, and only 11 % European in your demographics.
I will visit Nuuk, your capital and largest city, one of these days. Maybe I will even visit Ittoqqortoormiit and Sisimiut and Ilulissat and Qaqortog. I sure hope so.
Keep exporting those fish, and I will be there as soon as I can.
Pouring My Art Out 
Maybe you need to bribe them with better internet access!
good point
Have you got Paraguay?
I believe so
Damn!
yup
Good luck Art. May you have as much success as I had without even trying. 😉
And visiting Greenland would be pretty cool, actually.
you just have to keep rubbing it in don’t you.
Yes 🙂
sigh… the Inuit… they must love you… maybe I made them mad with my seagull poop joke yesterday
Of course, if you were to just go to Greenland for a vacation and visit your blog while there…
I could do that… who wants to go back to Maui anyway?
Well, that was a little disappointing. I was expecting a big write-up, something that would befit the big run-up and excitement building from previous posts. Sigh. Oh, my dearest Greenland, how misunderstood and ignored you are. The time will come when they will all pay, as you arise in glory from obscurity to take over the world (or at least Hans Island).
In the first place, the squirrels might not be done yet… but mostly, I just need one bored Inuit to hit the damn button to get the color on my world map in the stat page, and then I can move on to the few ex-Soviet republics and countries in West Africa that haven fallen for my charms yet.
OMG, this is all about you, isn’t it?!?! And here I thought you were actually interested in the poor citizens of Greenland – using your power for good for once. But NOOOO, you are just out to conquer the map. Oh, Art, I’m crushed – I used to look up to you as a power on the side of good, and here you are just using the poor Greenlanders for your own glory. Sigh. What have those damned squirrels done to you my friend?
What part of ‘evil secret criminal organization bent on world domination’ are you not getting exactly? Not to mention my constant posts about my level of self-absorption? I am pretty upfront about my goals. The Idiots Guide To Getting Published says a popular blog is a selling point to big publishing houses… and this is all about me getting my books published… and a legacy to my great grandchildren… do you want me to lie to them???
Oh yeah. hadn’t thought about that.
obviously not
haven’t fallen for my charms… not haven… although I have been told my charms area haven of sorts…
Sounds like a party.,LOL!
I am not above sucking up in order to get some color on my world stat map… I like to think of it as a game of Risk.