I met some nice people on Maui, and made some new friends… like that guy that I met outside the winery we visited. I think he really liked my stories.
I made friends with a nice goat…
And then I made friends with another nice goat. I like that picture. I don’t even know who took it, but you can see that I am taking a picture of the goat while somebody took that picture of me.
That is a very serious picture of me… or a picture of a very serious me… at that fancy ‘Mama’s Fish House’ restaurant. You can tell it is a fancy place to eat, because I am holding a warm washcloth in my hand. They give you a moist little towel to clean yourself up with.
Okay, I have no idea what I am doing there, but I seem to be pointing at something exciting.
I guess whatever it was went away.
There I am getting ready to smoke a cigarette… one of the loneliest things a person can do… good thing I love hanging out with me.
And there I am driving the monster puke-green Mustang… I really miss that car.
Just so you know, I didn’t even drink anything at the winery. I am not a big fan of wine. But I can fake being drunk with the best of them.


















That little wooden guy (the one outside the winery) seems to be a little embarrassed.
he was by the time I got through with him
I can fake sober with the best of them.
Does that come in handy?
Depends on the people I’m drinking with.
Oh… right
And whether or not the paparazzi are around. Oh wait, I’m not famous.
Not yet.
Oh right, and then I’ll have to get you a duck boat. Hey, what do ya know, I remembered.
Remembered what?
lol here we go again…
where are we going exactly?
HA!
That line about the cigarette struck me. I like my cigarette time, I actually hate when people come out for one with me.
I know what you mean… but it depends on who it is
They end up talking too much, less talking, more inhaling 😀
that’s what I always used to say… back in the day…
You really do crack me up, Arthur. Plus I like typing your name. The only time I have been given a moist warm towel to use was my one and only time flying first class! Fancy Shmancy restaurant!
We don’t eat like that very often.
the guy in the top hat looks like a giant leprechan!
He smelled like clover
Remind me again which one is you. The guy on the left in the black t-shirt or the guy on the right with the top hat?
You mean it isn’t obvious?
Yeah, I guess Art must be the guy in the top hat.
I have a hat like that… only cooler
Of course you do. I’d be surprised, shocked, and disappointed if you didn’t have a hat like that!
I did
Very funny, Doobs.
sigh
😉
yup
You never know what I will look like next.
I am all people, I am legion…