It’s all about me… part 1

My motto is: I before we, except after me…

Even the crack squirrels in my head can’t get me to stop thinking about myself. I am just that self-centered. We are getting close to the end of the pictures of our second honeymoon on Maui. So I am warning you right now. I am going to do a lot of posts today.

And they are all going to be pictures of me.

I have selfies.

I have pictures my wife took of me.

I have pictures my wife’s sister’s husband took of me.

And since my wife doesn’t want to be in my blog, I am going to resort to something drastic. You may remember that I was trying to cover her up with funny pictures or by coloring over her and making her look like a cartoon character. To save time, I am going to just crop her out of some of these.

I will try to limit the amount of words I type between the pictures to make this easy for you… but that part is sort of up to the crack squirrels in my head.

And now, pictures of me snorkeling on a reef in Maui, taken by my lovely wife…

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Oh, yeah…

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Check out those huge, wrinkly feet…

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That must have been the day that I didn’t wear swim fins because the fins had rubbed holes in the top of my feet. Fortunately, with size 15 feet, fins are not really necessary.

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That ain’t a good look for me…

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Okay, I think I took that picture. My wife wasn’t riding me around like a sea horse.

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32 Responses to It’s all about me… part 1

  1. benzeknees's avatar benzeknees says:

    You have very big feet!

  2. I appreciate the warning as I try to catch up.

  3. sagedoyle's avatar sagedoyle says:

    Ok found the post you were talking about, and I don’t think it looks like there are aliens under your skin lol

  4. Size fifteen feet? How do you get shoes? Mine is 14 and I weep every time my soles wear off.

  5. Ha,ha! Love these pics. How cool. But the feet…I thought I told you that a pedi was in order! The wrinkles really did it for me. 🙂

  6. kunstkitchen's avatar kunstkitchen says:

    Are those your clothes – shorts and shirt that you are swimming in?

  7. hastywords's avatar hastywords says:

    I would be too scared to try this 😦

  8. List of X's avatar List of X says:

    Will there be any pictures of you taken by the fishes?

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