I am going to invent a toaster that toasts a picture of Jesus on each slice of toast…

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… because… you know… it would be funny…

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18 Responses to I am going to invent a toaster that toasts a picture of Jesus on each slice of toast…

  1. benzeknees's avatar benzeknees says:

    I think it would be creepy to be nibbling on Jesus’ ear!

  2. boo's avatar skymunki says:

    😀 little miracles might just cheer someone up.

  3. Paul's avatar Paul says:

    I was thinking the same thing as Doob – what would you smear on Jesus? That there could be a whole new post Art. Think of how it would raise the “profile” of your blog. Woo Hoo – I don’t care what anyone says , that there is funny.You know with modern electronics these days, even if someone has scooped your Jesus idea, you could develop a toaster that you coud reprogram with any image – you could put peanut butter on Ghandi for breakfast, make a toasted tuna on Obama for lunch, and have spaghetti and toast on Michelangelo for supper. A good bedtime snack would be cinnamon toast on Art. The possiblilities are endless. I want 10% of the proceeds for the idea. Ha! 😀

  4. Lucy's avatar Lucy says:

    It would be good on an english muffin or a bagel. I’m sorry, did I miss a picture of Maui here? Was there one? Bad me. Lucy

  5. List of X's avatar List of X says:

    I am sorry to inform you that someone already stole your idea and sells these Jesus toasters on Amazon.

  6. El Guapo's avatar El Guapo says:

    I’m pretty sure that idea would backfire on you…

  7. Um… that picture of Jesus looks like a girl with facial hair…

  8. Private's avatar Doobster418 says:

    Gotta get me one of them there toaster thingies. I’ve always had an urge to smear butter and jam on Jesus’ face.

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