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You’ll have to get into the habit of wearing a habit!
I have been defrocked…
I’m late to the party.
Did you take your vows yet, Art. You know chastity, poverty, humorlessness?
can’t you tell by reading the posts after this one?
Yes. But I couldn’t ‘t resist.
no… you couldn’t
Also, muppet.
what does that mean???
Sigh. Muppet.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh dear… you don’t know, do you?
no… know what>?
Yikes.
sigh
Worst. Nun. Evah.
nun uh
There goes the church…
throwing the baby out with the baptismal water
Dude. Really? Dude.
yup
In that case, I drank the holy wine. Every last drop. And then I spiked the bottle at the altar.
you took wine to the alter?
Funny you should ask… my wedding story is hi-larious.
do a post
Hell no… Any one of fifty people would kill me.
all the better
Hey! I’m an invaluable member of the human race, you know!
I’m not sure I could say the same for you though… I don’t really identify you as human.
I don’t identify myself as human… it is nothing to brag about…
You’re one of a kind, my man.
thank you…
I mean it.
I know you do
And I don’t fib.
No… but you get creative with the truth now and then
It’s called telling stories.
sure it is
Unless I’m writing stories. Then I’m a grand fibber.
yes you are
I think you would make a fine nun brother, but stick with what you do best.
I got turned down anyway… so thanks…
SLIGHTLY used??!!!!!!
sigh
Which nun? The Flying Nun? Nunsense? Nun of the Above?
All of the Nuns above…
You call this blog “slightly used?”
hey now
It’s seen a lot of action…
sigh
Are you denying that?
not really
Yeah, I didn’t think you would. How many comments on that one post now?
Yeah, slightly used my foot.
your slightly used foot?
Well used… 13 years of soccer, and then 15 years of beach volleyball.
Nobody wants what is left of my feet.
not even you???
No. I could trade them in for some newer models.
we can rebuild you… we have the technology… in the minion cave… you can be… the 600 dollar man!
I might be worth a bit more than that… say, 650 or so.
I can pad the bill
that works for me
me too
Hooray, we are agreed. When can the minions schedule me for the operation?
Ask Trent… he is in charge of scheduling operations…
He’s telling me to unleash my inner madness at the moment…
He ought to know
That’s basically what he said.
listen to him
I’m trying. It’s difficult.
If it was easy, I would do it myself…
Sad news, or good news depending on what you want, I think have crack squirrels running around as your inspiration means you’ve already embraced the madness…
well of course it does…
see… we have very low overhead, because I use minions instead of trained nurses… and don’t ask where the new feet came from…
I would never dream of asking.
good
great
stop one upping me!
sorry
please accept my humblest of apologies
that’s better
We all good?
yes
Cool beans.
I always liked that expression
I was going to switch to movie titles and say “Cool Runnings.”
where you?
I, Robot
I, gone with the wind
Gone, Baby, Gone
Baby got gone back… I am mixing it up
Sir,
Back in the mix-a-lot again?
Ha… you kill me…
The Backsidestreet Boys
Tommy Dorsey and the Hearbreakers
Led Astray Zeppelin
Rolling Stones Throw Away
Bad Company Policy…
The Animal Crackers
The V W Beatles
One Green Day at a Time
Mr. Aerosmith Goes To Washington
The Man in the Iron Maiden Mask
Mos Def Leopard
Angels in the Outfield and Airwaves
The Who’s Line Is It Anyway
Rage Against the Ghost in the Machine
Rolling Stone Temple Pilots
Ben Folds Jackson Five
I give up… I forgot the rules
There were no rules!!
I think we were just mangling band names with other things: movies titles, popular expressions, other bands…
I thought we were getting more specific and I panicked…
Hahaha
No. Definitely not. We’re too silly to “get more specific.”
phew
I might Photoshop you… but I need a picture bigger than the gravatar one, maybe…
Dang. I was supposed to send you a better picture…
Hang on. I’ll see what I have.
It doesn’t have to better… just bigger… and cuter… and more life-like… HA!
just sent you an email (from my work account – so, don’t spread that around)
ok
still no request… you want me to just wing it?
Oh yeah, just wing it. Have fun. 🙂
Oh… I did
I saw. I enjoyed.
I saw that you saw and I enjoyed that you enjoyed
Marvelous.
Captain Marvelous!
Is that your new name?
uh… no…
Is it my new name?
wait… is what your new name?
Ummmm… I don’t know. whatever is about six comments up at this point.
I have a three comment memory limit…
With all the comments you are getting, that’s pretty good.
tell me about it.
I, um… just did
oh… right
oh… Capt. Marvy? Sure… if you want… it would be a hard one to live up to.
Yeah! That’s the one.
And, no, I don’t think I could live up to it.
Why didn’t you want it?
I am just not that guy
You do marvelous things
And
You once were a Sea Scout
The name seems to fit fairly well.
I hate to be in charge of anything… except minions…
Just because you call yourself Captain Marvelous doesn’t mean you actually have to be in charge of anything
do I have to be marvelous?
Only when you want to be.
I don’t ever want to be…
I did you… uh… that sounded wrong… go look… go go go go
Freaking fantastic!!
ha
That was “none” right?
no
bar none, then
I have become comfortably nun
zero-ed out
HA!!!
Muppet. LOL
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