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Pouring My Art Out 
Wait. You do “incredibly brilliant stuff”? How did I miss that? š
sigh
I confess you do have me trapped in a steady stream of weirdness. I seldom have time to read anyone else, however, as I’m already following you I can’t do it again. Unless, I unfollow you and then follow you again. I wonder what would happen if we all did that all at the same time. Maybe we could set a record for the most follow/unfollows in one day. Or some other kind of record…wait… we already did that.
I am still trying to get the whole world to follow me. Some people are just slow.
It’s a temporal anomaly, Michelle.
among other things
No, I will not follow your blog,
Damn!
Well, you fell for one of my traps… so…
I did. I walked right into it
So you never know which trick will work on which people.
Which witch is which
precisely
Hey, I was going to follow you all the way to California!
Good point.
I Follow you with the fiery hot intensity of a thousand suns.
that sounds healthy
It does give me this awful rash…
um…
I am following aren’t I?
I would hope so.
then why this confusing blog post? Trent is confused too. š
He started off that way.
No he didn’t
pretty sure he did
no he didn’t
are you sure?
yes
positive?
asbosluelely
posisiisivelie
aha
ahhaaha
Wait – so do you want me to unfollow, then follow again?
My thoughts exactly!
Not everyone on the planet has gotten the message yet.
what message
to follow me
where?
where ever I decide
which is ?
I don’t know yet
sigh…confusion
maybe some
lol
ah
Masta Z! Yeah, I think he’s telling us to plop off and then back again. It’s confusing.
I want the whole world to join in the fun.
Listen up, world, and get over here!
Is that too much to ask?
Nope. They should be here. They don’t know what they’re missing.
Exactly. And thanks.
It really is!
It was straight up begging.
got it
not all that confusing
I am just reaching out to bored people.
Sheesh! In my day, when we were bored, we read a book or rode our bikes.
Pervert.
Hahahahahah!
Brilliant, Guap.
Why thank you, Sir!
sigh
I don’t mind being called that.
Which part?
the last part
the pervert part?
yeah… that…
figured
though, i thought, perhaps, just maybe, you were talking about the guap (guapo – handsome) part….
I don’t mind that either.
No?
That surprises me.
Me too
We did too, but people don’t anymore.
I don’t feel too sorry for you PMAO. You have more than double the number of followers I have. So at what point do I need to write a post begging people to follow my blog? (Which they can preview, should they be so inclined, merely by clicking on my name above this comment, by the way. I’m just sayin’.)
š
well played
Doobster. More emoticons???
I think I’ve got infected by some sort of a condition. It’s what medical science calls an infecticon.
Better than an infarction.
Emoticons are classy. Ask anyone. š Plus, now they’ve added a š» and a šÆ . Double class.
Is that a burrito?
It is. Well, the one that isn’t a bear is a burrito. š
don’t get those two mixed up… bear burritos are nasty…
An burrito bears sound like a rare and deadly breed of predator… š
or a bad punk band
I hope it’s not contagious. I’m doing everything to avoid those emoticons.
I haven’t figured them out yet… that works.
I heard it’s only transmitted through blogging. But my local Walgreens is offering free emoticon shots through the end of this month.
They also have a cream…
Yeah, I think I saw that on the ointment shelf. It’s called “Emotisporin,” right?
yep… don’t take it orally…
Emoticon shots give you cross-eyes!
And headaches
a sad one
Don’t feel bad. It’s not the number of followers. It’s how you use them. :martini:
The numbers are just so all over the place, and I start to wonder if I am doing something wrong. Sometimes I get 400 views a day, sometimes 40.
I’m at the back of that class drawing rude pictures
I may have to give you extra homework.
I’m gonna bunk off lessons and go to the arcades
I would expect nothing less.
I’ve just etched ‘teacher smells’ into my desk
That is going on your permanent record!
š
oh yeah
I am following, with much delight! š
Well, I sort of meant that for people who are not as smart as you… HA!
You must have thousands of new followers. Thanks for the compliment — you may be the sweetest man i know. How’s that? I mean it.
I think you need to meet more sweet men… but thanks.
š
cool