The very first thing I would do is see if I could talk Betty Rubble into running away with me… sorry Barney…
If that didn’t work, there are a few other romantic options I might like to explore…
I mean, come on… I would never steal a man’s wife in real life, but the rules are different in cartoon world. On the other hand, I couldn’t date Jessica Rabbit. I have a daughter named Jessica. That would be weird… Did I ever mention that when we were coming up with names for our daughters, I said no to all the names of all the girls I ever dated. You might be surprised just how much that limited our options.
But anyway, back to my bizarre cartoon fantasy… what about the mom from The Incredibles movie? She is… uh… very stretchy and flexible… something to think about…
Hey… don’t judge me… I am just exploring my options…
Oh man… how did that get in here?
That’s better… and I would feel so patriotic. But on the other hand, why should I limit myself?
There you go!
Now here is the thing… you were waiting for the thing, weren’t you? Right now, the ladies are all shaking their heads and maybe smiling a little. The guys are all second-guessing my list… wondering why I didn’t put Cat Woman in here… thinking up other cartoon characters to add to their own lists… because we are sick…
On a related note, I would never date Veronica. She is not my type. Too high-maintenance. I am more of a Betty kind of guy. Just to set the record straight.
Pouring My Art Out 
Love me some Betty.
I just need a better picture to work with… you couldn’t tell it was you…
That was taken the day my BFF and I finished our week at Fat Camp, 16 months ago and 2 months before I chopped all my hair off. 🙂
Nice… well I may not need the hair… ha!
You’ll need some mad bowling skills to woo Betty…
They called me ‘Gutter Balls’ in high school… and I never even went bowling… HA!!!
I always wanted to be Wonder woman
Who says you aren’t???
THE MIRROR LOL
Ha! You must be using one of those funhouse jobs.
Those are the only kind I use…
Mirrors flatten out reality… they are a cheap parlor trick.
HA!!!
I can picture that… seriously…
This is great. Wonder Woman is a heroine of mine, I used to pretend I was her growing up. She was way better the Spider/Bat/Supermen. Sigh, the writing was on the wall from an early age 😀
Maybe it was the tying people up thing with her truth rope, but then I’ve never been into bondage.
Know what you mean about names, I would never date someone else called Jon (my real name). I know many other John’s (with H’s) but I would still say no to that. I know two guys who dated both called David, it was too weird. I need to write a post, it’s reminded me of other things
I look forward to it… can I still call you Joan?
Of course. I go by many names. That’s one of the nicer ones I get called
I like to give you a little ‘a’… HA!!!
I had you figured for a Jughead kind of guy… Hey, it’s 2014 you know!
I relate to him, but not like that.
You wouldn’t steal a man’s wife, but come on, Jessica is married to a rabbit. So you have a loophole here.
It would be hard to compete in the sack with a cartoon rabbit…
Cute pics. What about all the Disney princesses? Might as well go for royalty right?
oh… good point
Umm, Art? I am pretty sure you already ARE a cartoon character.
well… ummmm…
Great retort, Art!
yup
That’s why I love you Art, in a very cartoonish sort of way.
That might be the sexiest thing anybody ever said to me… HA!
Where’s Minnie Mouse?
I could have gone that direction I suppose
Boo-boo-be-doop
I couldn’t agree more…
She’s the Marilyn Monroe of cartoon characters
well said
Thank you. All she needs is long flowing blonde locks
We all need that
On her, not on me. Or is that her locks on me? Hmmm
whoot
What, no X-women from the X-Men series???
see, what did I tell ya?
Nope, these are mine.
ha
In this case “the thing” is Betty Rubble’s giggle isn’t it. You are into the giggle.
Uh… yes…
funny, I resemble Olive Oyle more than anyone else you brought up….well, my hair isn’t that dark and I have developed a bit of a belly…
uh… that sounds enticing when you say it that way…
I can’t believe I got here first!
I think Zoe beat you by seconds…
Or did you mean the idea? Because I thought of that as soon as I started thinking about being a cartoon.
If I were a cartoon, I’d love to do some of the funny stuff cartoons do – like running in place to build up speed, crashing into things without getting hurt, etc.
I am already working on that
Le sigh
yup
haha!! Le Meow! ala Pepe LaPew!
lol Oui oui
wee wee
non non
yes yes
Le moo… ala Pierre the cow