I hate that ‘Santa Baby’ song. Don’t sing sexy-time to Santa. That is just wrong. But not as wrong as saying you want a car, a mink coat and a diamond ring. And no, I don’t want to think about Santa shimmying down a chimney. My mind is messed up enough already.
And while we are on the subject, that song “Baby It’s Cold Outside’ is just sick. That guy is just trying to seduce that poor, innocent girl. He is trying to get her drunk and talk her into spending the night with him. She can find a cab. She can call a cab company on the phone. Dude, you are making all men look bad with your pathetic attempts to try to beg that girl to stay. She isn’t ready yet, or you wouldn’t have to be trying so hard. Now just give it up.
Thank you. I feel better now.
Pouring My Art Out 
I agree completely.
I would also like to point out that the song “Jingle Bell Rock” does not rock.
You have a point there.
I unfortunately know all the lyrics, I like a more upbeat Christmas song from time to time.
I like a beat
Nice. “She isn’t ready yet, or you wouldn’t have to be trying so hard.”
I like you. 🙂
awwww…. shucks…
(smile)
ha
How about “Grandma got run over by a reindeer?”
That is a positive message I can get behind!
ahaha, it always makes me laugh and i haven’t heard it this year yet!
Once, on a long camping trip, I made up hundreds of verses to that tune… but it was ‘Grandma got run over by an RV’… I should have written it down.
i hear another blog post coming on…lol
maybe
likely
I might forget
well that’s possible. 😉
hey now
well isn’t it?
Isn’t what?
On the materialistic stuff you mentioned, there’s always the Destiny’s Child version of the 12 Days of Christmas, which they did as only 8 days. She gets a “diamond belly ring” and the keys to a Mercedes. Soooo realistic. 😉
At least that mixes it up a little…
I am SO glad it is not just me. I am tossing out an AMEN to this.
On the other hand, what religious holiday would be complete without a song sung by a sleazy, money-grubbing hooker… and a catchy date-rape tune???
Well, there’s a point….
Are you talking about the one on the top of my head???
I didn’t mean to. Maybe I was subconsciously referencing…..
I will charge you like an angry unicorn…
Not sure if I should be scared of that. I’ve never seen an ANGRY unicorn.
Just picture a big pointy head coming at you really fast…
If I don’t picture it, it will not happen. I know some secrets of unicorn etiquette.
Unless you wear red after Labor Day…
Well…there is that.
Unicorns hate that
I can’t blame them.
They know fashion
I don’t, so it’s hard for me to fully judge. But I can appreciate.
I don’t either, but it saves money
True. My fashion is pretty simple. Cheap. And tasteless. 😉
I just want pockets and to not freeze.
Ah! Pockets are a must!!! Not freezing is a close second.
And not being arrested for public indecency is pretty good…
Fortunately there are no true fashion police. Just the regular kind who make sure we have clothes on. Fashionably or not.
exactly
Thank you for this post. I’m not sure that I should tell you this, but yesterday, at the holiday party at work, the people at my table decided we wanted to sing along to the Christmas songs that were playing. Guess what song came on? “Santa Baby.” So, I and a couple of other people sang along to that. The good news is (1) we only knew — and therefore, only sang — the words “Santa, baby,” and (2) we were definitely unsexy.
I wonder if anyone ever really listened to all the words and thought about what they imply. Thank you for doing your part to keep the sexy out of Christmas songs…
Any time.
I take the sexy out of stuff all year long, that is how committed I am.