I know this is a strange thing for an unemployed author to say, especially one who spends so much time pimping… uh… marketing his books on the blog, Facebook, Twitter and so on, but here is the thing… oh, thing, you never fail to find me… My new book from my Science Fictions series: The Otherwhere Chronicles, is now available on http://www.thebookpatch.com … but I don’t want you to buy it yet.
Jessica formatted the book as a Christmas present and has had the very first copy shipped to me. Then I get it as a Christmas gift. But this is the very first copy, so I need to read it to see if there are any mistakes, or formatting issues, or typos we missed, that kind of thing. And then, when I am happy with the results, I will tell you. I mean, you can buy it now. You might get a mutant copy that will be worth millions someday, like a misprinted dollar bill or something.
Pouring My Art Out 
Pimping again!
It’s a dirty job…
woot! don’t forget to tweet your book page! 😉 Do you want to pimp out my books I’m terrible at that! lol
Oh… how do I do that? HA!
If you go to your book page, and scroll down to just before comments you’ll see all the social media buttons. Hit the twitter one and it will tweet your page. Also you should consider having a fb page for your books
I bug people on facebook about them all the time. I don’t use it for anything but friends.
I mean a FB page it’s a bit different than just your personal FB
If you say so… maybe after Christmas you could help me…
Sure!
Yay… lol, even
Do you want to have a look at my FB pages just so you have an idea of what they look like? They’re more for publicity of something…business or book. You can even form discussion groups centred around your books 😉
https://www.facebook.com/behindthemaskofabuse
https://www.facebook.com/wepoetsshowit
wow… that is a lot of stuff. I am sort of worried about adding more places I have to visit every day.
The cool thing is that you don’t technically have too. We can set it up so that every time you do a blog post, it will automatically post to your FB page and you do a lot of posting so your FB page would be constantly active. Also you can add admin. to help. 😉
But I feel like I am asking people to also visit all these separate things.
No you can grow a whole new group of people through FB and there may be those who will want to join you there too. It’s totally up to you. I’m just letting you know the options so you can make an educated choice
My wife doesn’t want me inviting people from other places to Facebook… we have too much stuff about the kids, family, that kind of stuff.
that’s what a page is for, you won’t have any of your personal lives on the page unless you choose too, it’s totally separate
oh… cool…
Ya it is!
As I said.
Listen to you talking to me like I’m not an idiot… you are so sweet…
I really am 😉
I said so, didn’t I?
you did!
I thought so.
But I will try the Tweet thing
woot for tweet
twoot
there you go!
Did we just invent a new word? I just finished the murder mystery. Last six chapters rock!
Yes we did! Twoot on the book!
Twoot twoot! The end is so exciting.
Congrats…. And when will the promo start? The one where we get free copies of books we should not buy.
uh… never…?
Never should never happen.
Double negative…
Lack of funds for me at the moment, so I will wait for the sayso 🙂
I am not here to drain others for my own profit… too much!
Just a little 😉
A guy has to eat…
Nah, there’s grass
I forgot about that…