They put on makeup and clothes that make them look good, then they stand around in a group and try to get you to pick them over all the others. Then you give them a bunch of money, and they screw you.

Wait… who does that remind me of?

Oh yeah… the hookers at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada… not that I’ve ever been there… there was this show on HBO that I watched once and… never mind…

So politicians are just prostitutes who get paid really well.

Well hey, they deserve every penny. They have to screw a lot of people for a really long time.