Here are a few more ideas for a flag for my blog… because I need a flag… to plant when I take over the world…
Okay… that one is a work in progress…
I don’t know if that makes a good flag, but it makes an awesome business card…
While they are looking at the cute monkey, I will be spreading my blog throughout the land!










I’m liking the Bond one. Or is that the voices in my head telling me I should like the Bond one? 😉
Do they sound like squirrels talking really fast?
Sometimes. I manage to subdue the voices on occasion by dousing them with chocolate. Do you think that your crazy squirrels have jumped ship and landed in my brain?
I can only hope… uh… I mean… ummm…
Not yet, but you’re getting close. I like Pouring My Art Out – All Over the World (Blogisphere?) with your head on it & a catchy color for a background – maybe lime green?
Don’t jump ahead…
Yay! Yaaaaaaayyyy!!!! EEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I’m soEXCITED!!!!
Mood swings… not a good sign…
I was excited. If you would think about it you’d know what I meant
If I think about stuff I still don’t know what anybody means… did you get the book?
YES!!!!
No way… I still haven’t gotten my second copy of the monkey book…
Way. I went to check the mail at 4:30am and there it was!!!
It is like magic.
It’s like it just appeared there right when I opened the mailbox…
That is freaky.
Hey… you did say it was magic…
Did I?
Don’t you remember saying that?
Do I?
Wouldn’t you know if you do or not?
How could I???
Have you gone mad?
Are the squirrels acting crazy again?
What happened to Bob?
Why would you ask that?
Have you seen him lately? ??
Wasn’t he here just a while ago?
Aren’t you thinking of someone else?
no
Oh okay. I was very concerned for a moment. But only one moment.
Fear not!
My hero
I try to be…
I hope it cheers you up… it has the word penis in it several times… ha!!!!
Yes!!!! I love that word so much!
And booty… in a joke…
Aww how cute!
It is tastefully done…
Taste, penis and booty… mmhmmm…
oh geeze
What? It all came from you, I just received it…
Inside me?
Doesn’t that hurt?
Are you asking me?
Why would I send it to you if I wasn’t asking you?
Yeah… why would you?
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think I am?
What have you been smoking?
Does it seem like I have been?
Isn’t that obvious?
no
Hmm. I thought it was.
Well it might be.
Oy. Freeeekin. Vey.
indeed
Now where’s my money??? Show me the money!!!
Oh you’ll get your money alright!
If I had a dime for every time I heard that…
Sorry I was at the hospital when I answered that. My mom called me this morning and said my dad was in the er so I’ve been there all day
You need to be cheered up.
I really dislike hospitals. At least I’m close to him. I live about 3 blocks away from it…
Who does like hospitals?
Wouldn’t doctors like hospitals?
Isn’t that where they have to wok all day?
Do they have woks in hospitals?
In China they do.
Do they even feed their patients in Chinese hospitals? Don’t they have a thing about not feeding someone who is sick or something?
They feed them rhino horn and walrus scrotum and ginger roots shaped like little people… cooked in woks
How do you come up with things like this anyway?
squirrels… on… crack…
Ever been to a Chinese herb shop?
Never ever 😥
China Town in San Francisco is so awesome…
I know I was there once. In 2007. For 2 weeks.
Well you should have gone to China town
I did!
I thought you said you had never been to one???
You said chinese herb shop…
They are in China towns…
I know I just didn’t go to any
What about the butcher shops with the whole pigs and chickens hanging around?
Monkey.
That one is confusing people…
So….what’s a little more confusion?
I aim for that.
Monkey one. It’s quite clearly the best.
It is causing some controversy…
The first one 🙂 booty makes people happy 😛
And a chest… I need a chest too…
I like the monkey. Did I read somebody said it was a little bit gay? That’s probably why, all the best things are 😉
Not that there is anything wrong with that… ha!
One of your alien scenes for the background
Already thought of that.
Damn
yup
I’m in a brain fog… all day long… so I’m having trouble coming up with great ideas like I normally would…
That’s your story
It always is
Get more stories.
No mas pantalones!!!
I am not doing that flag either.
But why? It would be muy caliente y loco!!!
We covered all this… not covering things…
I didn’t mean a picture… just the words!
penis… are you happy now…
That’s not what I meant… I meant your flag should say ‘No Mas Pantalones’
Oh… I like that.
Have the monkey hold a sign… they don’t wear pants…
Oh… you meant the monkey? Ignore that last comment.
I can’t undo what my mind has already seen and ran with…
You ran with it??? Like a baton? Don’t hand it to some other jogger…
That bright pink background is hard on the eyes… and a little bit gay.
I said it was to distract them while I took them over.
Ok… but I couldn’t look at it long enough to be distracted… maybe a little overkill…
It might not be the top of the line
Ok…
they can’t all be winners
I never said it wouldn’t WIN… I mean if a bunch of gay monkey lovers voted… it would probably win!
Gay people who love monkeys or people who love gay monkeys?
Both
sweet
The one with you wanting some booty of course!!!
I mean gold, woman! But I use that joke in the book… and it works…
I believe you.
Why wouldn’t you.
I never said I wouldn’t…
true
Don’t encourage him! lol
She has a point
pft
ha
Wait… haven’t you been keeping up here? Haha
ahaha shhh don’t let him know that
Even I can’t keep up here…
Nobody keeps up… that is the point…
You leave me almost speechless. You may want to check out my dragon video.
I may want to indeed.
Did you help make that??? I can’t watch the whole hour and a half now…
No. But I found and did watch the whole thing. It was pretty amazing and who really knows…
I love dragons
One believes that one can do better than this, but one’s mind is also somewhat debilitated from referring to oneself in the first person.
One could exercise a little patience and wait for the momentum to build…
Now we’re building stuff? Come on, that sounds like a lot of work, and in reality, I am a lot of lazy.
When the wolf comes you will be sorry.
In Canadaland, we eat wolves for breakfast.
The other Canadian bacon…
Did you just call wolves pigs? They would not be happy about that.
Are they happy about you eating them?
Strangely enough, they don’t have much to say while we’re eating them.
Then if they complain I will just eat them.
And one is the loneliest number… so unless you want that to continue…
One needs to tell him to stop before one loses ones mind sooner!
You are the only sane person in here, you know. Strangely enough, I seem to understand what you are saying.
Well then that must make you sane too!
No it doesn’t.
yes it does
Okay… no it doesn’t…
what doesn’t, i forget…lol
how’s your site coming along?
I am going to do it when we visit them in a couple weeks…
ohhh okay
Just safer and easier…
I hear ya!
Good.
Do you have help for after?
Probably not…
You might need it
I bet I will…
😉 are you staying with wp? if so it’s mostly the same as now with a couple different extra options
That sounds promising… but I don’t know where we are going yet.
or how you’re getting there? lol
once again… shut up…
hee hee, or is it lol
it’s hee hee
oh lol
……………………..
😉 there’s the silence again
uh huh
That’s the first time anyone’s said that about me.
I’m happy to be the first! 🙂
I am just going to shut up on that one…
you shut up????????????????
On that one, yes.
Wow I have to find more statements that do that! lol
Good luck with that.
lol
hey… none of that…
well that got your talking oops
oops talking is what I do best…?
False hope is still hope.
Oh boo. Such a buzz-kill.
I thought that sounded very upbeat and positive.
No you don’t
Don’t what? And don’t call me no!
How about None.
I think you should put a big red maple leaf on your flag. We would love that.
ooohhh…. parts of all the flags… I am on it… can’t play favorites though…
Just try to leave a bit of separation between the Israelis and the Palestinians or something. You could even draw a wall between them…
Are you saying you think I would do this without any thought to the political implic… oh… right… this is me we are talking about.
One needs to become two
nooo
metaphorically