Here it is…

Posted on October 26, 2013 by pouringmyartout

The ultimate search term post! Yes, I know we are all sick of these things, but it pays to find out how people find your blog… because there are some sick people out there looking at your stuff… and besides, nobody visits me on the weekends, so why post anything that required me to think or use Photoshop?

I added some commentary on these. They will be found between the ‘*s’. I am only doing this because I don’t want you getting the wrong idea about how someone could type some of those disgusting things into a search engine and end up on my blog…

Oh, and I left the number of hits in there when I cut an pasted, just for informational purposes…

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Unicorns *I’m telling you… do a post about unicorns… you will get more hits* 937
unicorn poop *Okay… I brought this upon myself* 42
barack Obama *Yeah, I do political humor* 41
albert Einstein *Yeah, nothing wrong with that* 36
unicorn *We get it… you really like unicorns* 34
pouring my art out *Hey… that’s me* 33
famous people with mustaches *I have a mustache… don’t judge me* 32
pouringmyartout *There I am again* 29
cartoon world *Who doesn’t like cartoons… although I did some weird stuff with them* 27
Obama *yup* 20
pouringmyartout.wordpress.com *Wow, am I famous or something?* 16
betty boop naked *Okay, this was a very thoughtful post about society’s views on public breast feeding and nudity* 15
frank frazetta *I loves me some good Conan art* 15
crack squirrels tim telling *Who the hell is this tim guy and what is he telling my crack squirrels???* 15
winston Churchill *I study history* 13
baby unicorn *I remember that post… it was so cute… and disturbing* 12
types of monkeys *I am an educational blog* 12
Einstein *We covered that already* 12
life doesn’t feel real *You’re telling me?* 11
smartest man ever *Aw… shucks* 11
justin bieber *Okay, if I did a post about him, you can bet I was making fun* 11
unicorn vomiting rainbow *You know it* 10
pouringmyartout wordpress *Yeah, we know* 10
frazetta *Covered it* 10
cat in the hat fat *I did a poem… go read it* 9
conan the barbarian *My buddy! I did a lot of posts about him* 9
those are some big boobs *Um… I think that one was just a picture of Bush and Cheney* 8
naked betty boop *Why do you want to see that exactly?* 8
frank frazetta conan *Ok* 8
eyes on you *Always!!!* 8
real unicorns *Are there any other kind???* 8
unicorns pooping rainbows 7
but sir i have a face for television *Oh, Richard Hammond* 7
happy baby faces *I love babies, and they love me* 7
george Washington *Oh yeah… that guy vomiting in the boat crossing the Delaware… yay Photoshop* 7
unicorn pooping *Seriously* 6
inappropriate puns *Oh, I made a few of those alright* 6
unicorn vomit *Sigh* 6
jlo mustache *Yes… I did a picture of Jennifer Lopez with my mustache, and she looked hot* 6
fun drawing tintin *I also did a Tintin comic* 6
president Obama *At least some people are searching for normal stuff* 6
unicorns farting rainbows *Get a hobby, people* 6
cute facial hair *I got that* 5
persuaded2go *Hey… that is a blog I know* 5
big ball you can walk in *That sounds worse than it is* 5
unicorn pooping rainbows *Wow* 5
unicorns and rainbows *Still wow* 5
babies *Awwwww….* 5
unicorn vomit rainbow *Now you see why you need to do a post about unicorns and tag it with ‘vomit’ poop’ and ‘fart’* 5
pictures of famous people ** 5
famous people ** 5
happy babies faces ** 5
freakish characters *Now we are getting somewhere* 5
babies with mustaches *Is there nothing that I wont make fun of???* 5
pooping unicorn ** 5
pictures of unicorns ** 5
cute baby no hair *Ummmm… that is an awfully specific search* 5
unicorn farting rainbows ** 5
most disturbing images *If you can’t find those here, where can you find them?* 5
time telling crack squirrels *Oh, that might explain the ‘tim’ telling crack squirrels one… just so you know, crack squirrels can not tell time* 5
civil war art *I told you, I study history* 5
are unicorns real *Do you really have to ask?* 5
arthur browne blog *Damn, I am famous* 5
original mr. potato head *I went old school* 4
a real unicorn pooping out a rainbow *I aim to please* 4
unicorns throw up rainbows *Of course they do* 4
groucho marx *He has a mustache* 4
unicorn rainbow ** 4
unicorns pictures ** 4
the smartest man in history *Stop, you are making me blush* 4
farting rainbows *Oh for cruing out loud* 4
pouring out my art *I really am you know* 4
unicorns poop rainbows ** 4
unicorn rainbow poop *Get a life* 4
moving optical illusions for kids *I am not a teacher, but I play one on my blog* 4
tiki art lesson plan *See, what did I tell you* 4
art supplies white unicorn rainbow hair *Really… four people typed that exact thing???* 4
food art that looks like dragon *Well, I don’t remember doing a post about that, but I did do that photo of a ginger root that looked like a scorpion having a romantic hookup with a real dead scorpion* 4
babies with massive eyes *Okay, I am going to try to think of that as cute and not freaky* 4
unicorns throwing up rainbows *sheesh* 4
sappy love songs 2012 *This isn’t a radio show… although I do have my original songs up there at the top of the blog* 4
mitt romney photoshop *Yeah I did* 4
adult diaper art *I never did any adult diaper art… I did a joke about adult diapers I think… and why… oh never mind* 4
picture of toads *Must be a witch getting ready to make a cauldron of stew* 4
digital paintings smile *If you say so* 4
betty boop cleavage *Four people looking for that too* 4
people before profit 2012 *No idea what this one means… how did it lead them here?* 4
romney ninja *Oh yeah* 4
i am bloodthirsty *No, I am not!* 4
conan by frank frazetta ** 4
Churchill ** 4
baby happy faces ** 3
famous blonde mustaches *It is good to know that there are people out there besides me who like mustaches… but I just do funny Photoshop picures* 3
storefront mission *A story about my younger daughter being a saint!* 3
photos of albert Einstein ** 3
tall skinny house *Ummm… go to Amsterdam if you want to see those* 3
my wife is never wrong *You got that right* 3
conan the barbarian Arnold *He did a movie… it wasn’t that good* 3
a unicorn ** 3
qualm *Okay, that is the name of one of the alien species in my sci-fi novels… why are you searching for that?* 3
hitler sans moustache *Because it needed to be done* 3
conan the barbarian face *He has one* 3
most disturbing images ever *Oh simmer down… it is just me in a pair of monkey feety jammies* 3
very disturbing images *We just covered that* 3
jubilee concert buckingham palace *No idea* 3
unicorn farting ** 3
big boobs cow *Hey, I did posts about cows… these three people are on their own for the rest* 3
unicorn pooping rainbow ** 3
unicorn pooping out a rainbow ** 3
yousuf karsh *I don’t know who that is* 3
toot your own horn so to speak *I my have used that line in a title… but it isn’t what you think* 3
those are some big tits *Hey now… this is a family show… I never said that* 3
photos barack Obama ** 3
toofulltowrite *???* 3
barak Obama ** 3
pouringmyartout.com *I love that blog* 3
humor *I try* 3
happy faces of babies ** 3
смешные лошади *Couldn’t have said it better myself* 3
let your inner child out *Listen to me, people* 3
vomiting rainbows ** 3
venus de milo painting *I gots culture!* 3
pictures of unicorns farting *Oh lord* 3
conan frazetta ** 3
monkey sketch *I did a kids book… painted some monkeys… shared them here… ’nuff said* 3
most disturbing picture ever *We know* 3
wordpress blog by jim barraud *Who?* 3
a new art is pouring out *That sounds promising… or painful* 3
synchronized diving *I don’t get that sport* 3
holy cow those are big boobs *People… get a grip… ha!* 3
frazetta monster ** 3
may your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows *That is so beautiful…* 3
some big boobs *Okay… we get it… you like boobs* 3
i got my eyes on you gif *Oh, that was a good one* 3
jennifer lopez moustache 3
squirrels on crack *Sigh* 3
disturbing picture blog *Yes, yes it is* 3
unicorn pictures ** 3
her easter dress *I have daughters, but I don’t remember doing that post* 3
ambassadors of music european tour *Pictures of Europe… worth going back to look at… hint hint* 3
unicorn poop rainbow ** 3
medieval taverns *Drinking old school* 3
awards *I have a lot of those… I just never put them in the sidebar* 3
flower for my wife on the internet *I think I made her mad and I was trying to fix it* 3
a reptile dysfunction joke *See… that’s still funny* 3
baby faces ** 2
homeless kid pictures *Uh, I was making some kid of profound social point there, I’m sure* 2
weird willys *You people can really take stuff out of context, you know that?* 2
ma and pa kettle front porch *Do I really need to explain that one?* 2
bush *Please tell me you are looking for the ex president* 2
hitler lederhosen *I like to cover all the bases… but you are the one searching for it… so…* 2
unicorn horning *okay…* 2
big parking lot *The best kind* 2
“i don’t mean to russia” *Is that a pun?* 2
burning wood *Ouch* 2
unicorn pooping skittles *Only a few unicorns can actually do that* 2
big balls you walk in *Better than ‘walk on’* 2
big bear lake fake snow *That was not fake snow* 2
blog “conan the barbarian” Barbie * I know why I put those two together… but I don’t know why you did* 2
unicorns pooping skittles ** 2
bat image *You never know what will come in handy* 2
justin bieber photos *Boy, did you come to the wrong place* 2
the barbarian frank frazetta ** 2
facial hair blonde *Is this a fetish of some sort?* 2
unicorn poop and real unicorns of 2012 *That sounds like a naughty calendar* 2
barack obama 44 ** 2
fantasy paintings *I hope that is a search for more Frezetta paintings* 2
smartest human *Yup* 2
mr potato head parts *Just the parts???* 2
rainbow unicorn poop ** 2
paint wood burner *Try again* 2
hitler *Oh… that guy* 2
think maze in optical illusions *You really should, you know* 2
bad look *You are searching for a bad look???* 2
nexus point travel *That is from the sci-fi novels, how did you end up typing that? 2
tie dye ninja suit *You should go look at that one* 2
conan the barbarian jusko *Jusko???* 2
celebrities mustache *Right* 2
albert einstein imagines *What the hell is an imagine???* 2
handcuffed ankles *You may need to search that one on your own* 2
famous german people *So we can listen to their phone calls* 2
baby mythical creatures *Can mythical creatures make babies???* 2
earth nexus points *Oh, read the books already* 2
how to grow a frank zappa *I hope that is about mustaches and not cloning* 2
walking ball water *See a doctor immediately* 2
giant balls that you can walk in *That never gets old, does it?* 2
how to make my wife smile *Yes… please tell me* 2
holy cow huge boobs *What are you people up too???* 2
unicorns with rainbows ** 2
biggest smile ever in a pyramid *The competition was fierce* 2
albert einstein public domain images *The best kind* 2
beer hall putsch *History… because you can’t live without it* 2
conan art ** 2
picture of human bats *I did some of those… why do you ask?* 2
big balls u can walk in *Don’t hurt yourself spelling the word ‘you’* 2
things you’ll never see again *Now you know you came to the right place* 2
unicorn at waterfall with baby *Narrow that search down a little* 2
conan ** 2
death valley *The second happiest place on earth* 2
easter island collage *Collage is a cool word* 2
simple flowers using your wood burning tips *Ouch* 2
garden unicorn *I like the free range kind better* 2
idiot faces *I am not talking about you* 2
slot machine detail *WHAT?* 2
when was synchronized diving invented *This is like a game show, isn’t it?* 2
eye eye captain *Oh boy* 2
unicorn vomit and poop *You need both to make the magic happen* 2
reasons to like me *Take notes, people* 2
kehoe nation blog *Look it up yourself* 2
garden party at buckingham palace *Why wasn’t I invited?* 2
unicorns in waves *Like in the ocean, or just lots of them coming your way???* 2
rainbow floating balloon *What have you been smoking?* 2
ethel merman swimming videos *I worry about you* 2
people and rainbows *What, no unicorns???* 2
fantasy unicorn *There you go* 2
fat cat in the hat *We know, we know* 2
which evil dictator are you *A question you should really be asking yourselves* 2
wasp bullwhip *That is half an alien species from the novels and half Indiana Jones accessory* 2
baby face with facial hair *I did a funny picture of a baby with my mustache… I didn’t mean to feed your sick perversions* 2
pics of unicorns pooping rainbows ** 2
the fantasy-art-artist of descent board game *You made a wrong turn somewhere* 2
www.cartoonswardrobemalfunctionsbettyboop.com *Two people typed that* 2
pooping out rainbows *I hope you have a pet unicorn* 2
queen’s diamond jubilee parade Windsor ** 2
very weird ninja *Nobody likes a normal ninja* 2
how to become an evil dictator *A how-to post about which mustache to grow* 2
jennifer lopez mustache *I apologized for that already, Jennifer* 2
crans-montana ambassadors of music *Long story* 2
unicorn rainbows ** 2
fantasy art barbarian ** 2
word i invented *I invent a lot of words… now go invent your own… after you learn to spell* 2
dremel carving tiki *Yup* 2
great britain the queen’s guard cartoon *No idea* 2
conan Arnold ** 2
top table for indian weddings *You don’t want to sit at the bottom table, trust me* 2
pouring χχχ *Why do you have to make everything so dirty???* 2
spur x gucci x 荒木飛呂彦 *And I still haven’t gotten any hits from China* 2
leprechans get there gold from unicorn vomit *You need psychological help and a spell checker* 2
the fat in cat in the hat *Still funny* 2
pouring my art out wordpress *YAY* 2
dreaming about unicorns pooping rainbow *As long as you are only dreaming* 2
be eagle-eyed over matters that if *That says it all* 2
unicorn poop cat *I did not see that coming* 2
unicorn puking and shitting rainbow pic *Just stop* 2
wood burning plywood *When good wood goes bad* 2
unicorn farting a rainbow ** 2
funny photos of lawn bowlers *Sweet* 2
images blondes with mustaches *And we are back to that* 2
and she can cook too *You’ve come a long way, baby* 2
unicorns fart rainbows ** 2
weird and strange houses to live in *I want one of those* 2
inurl:pouringmyartout.wordpress.com *Come on in* 2
my puppies poo is slimey like slugs *This is not a veterinary medical blog* 2
cat barfing rainbow *What did I just say* 2
willy week That is supposed to be Willie, my little friend, you sick bastards* 2
how many times does a unicorn throw up a rainbow in one year? *Seriously???* 2
big tits holy cow photo *When will the madness end?* 2
mitt romney i could never do that for my brother *I don’t even want to know* 2
romney going down *I hope you eventually found the website you were looking for… maybe* 2
holy cow big boobs *Are there porn sites out there that can help these people???* 2
rainbow fart *Yeah… screw those unicorns… they just get in the way* 2
smartest man *We have been over that* 2
deadheads *I was one* 2
poop pooping unicorns *Uh oh* 2
pictures of unicorns pooping rainbows ** 2
big hamster balls for people *I think you have to go to Sweden for that operation* 2
frazetta conan ** 2
wasp gangster *Another mixup with creatures from my novels… but thaqt does sound scary* 2
ninjas *Indeed* 2
photoshop john wayne *Yeah I did… I made him ride an ostrich* 2
jennifer lopez with a moustache *You have found the place you need to be… now go away* 2
boobs pouring *Well, that’s unfortunate* 2
bayonetting *Please don’t* 2
adolf hitler in lederhosen *You again* 2
1970s adult stars *Hey, I just needed an old school porn star mustache for my series about mustaches* 2
mitt romney i have a dream *Is he trying to get credit for that now???* 2
let your inner child out facebook *Yeah, Facebook* 2
mustache still *Is that the name of a Punk band?* 2
pictures of barack Obama *They have those on Google images* 2
huge barbarian *Because the small ones are such a rip off* 2
albert einstein last *When was he ever last?* 2
 *Uh oh… this one  types backwards… it must have been typed on an Arabic computer… that is so weird … I hope there isn’t a jihad on me…* باراك اوباما 2
fotos de albert Einstein *For the international market* 2
slot game artwork *Um… okay* 2
superheroes waiting in line *I remember that post… stupid DMV* 2
how much are big balls *This is not the online shopping network* 2
islamic fundamentalism *I did one open letter to terrorists telling them that instead of blowing people up to get their point out to the media, they could just hire a PR firm…* 2
rainbow unicorn blog puke *Blog puke???* 2
world’s smartest man in history *Well I wouldn’t go that far… but you can* 2
photos of george Washington *They didn’t have cameras in those days… duh* 2
www big boobs power cow *That sounds like a fun website… you should go there… now* 2
why did weird al cancel concerts *Why are you asking me???* 2
unicorn poops rainbows ** 2
hippy era, bohemian life *Now that you can ask me about* 2
pouring art *Indeed* 2
american seed pod houses *I knew you should have taken a left at Albuqoiky* 2
lincoln memorial building *Wrong answer* 2
young richard hammond but sir i have a face for television *I like that guy* 2
theory of relativity equation *Dude, I don’t even have my multiplication tables memorized* 2
there is a reason i can hear them *I would hope so* 2
“but sir i have a face for television” kid *We did that* 2
old german town *Still had that new German town smell* 2
the fat cat in the hat *Feline obesity is no laughing matter* 2
images of hulk and Romney *Where else can you go for that* 2
long bridge that separates oregon and Washington *Google Earth maps* 2
vomit unicorn *Because sometimes they just have the flu* 2
alien landscapes *I do those* 2
creepy background *I do those* 2
unicorns rainbows ** 2
frazzetta frank ** 2
jlo with a mustaches ** 2
marmoset monkey *Marmosets are not monkeys!* 2
trenton babbage *Hey, another blog friend… Hey Trenton… how are those dancing cabbages?* 2
site:pouringmyartout.wordpress.com anger *Wait… why did you throw anger in on the end of that?* 2
porno *Hey, I tried to get you all to help me write the world’s first action/adventure/sci-fi/historical/pirate/western/documentary porno script, and you let me down* 2
getting art out *Sometimes it hurts when I do that* 2
jednorożce istnieją *Easy for you to say* 2
bad monkeys *Good post* 2
image de singe sur les toilettes *Everything sounds more classy in French* 2
gangster cows *I may have done a post with those words in them* 2
horse guards at buckingham palace *Guard those horses* 2
unicorns vomiting rainbows ** 2
monkeys be like *Yeah they do* 2
gangster cow *One is less scary than two* 2
lord of the rings jammies *Yes, I did a post where I stuck the heads of LOTR characters on the feety jammy pictures of me and my brothers from Christmas* 2
the smartest man in the world *Alright already* 2
“unicorns” *Short and sweet* 2
funnypart pictures of monkeys and apes *I like my funnyparts* 2
pouringmyartout misty *???… misty? Is this about those pictures of fog???* 2
https://pouringmyartout.wordpress.com/2013/07/15/how-i-can-turn-the-brilliant-work-of-an-awesome-blogger-into-a-shameless-self-promotion/ *That says it all* 2
most disturbing photos of all time *I may have exaggerated… but only to get more hits* 2
ideas exploding from head photoshop *Now this is sort of what I do here* 2
holy+cow+tits *Is this a new math problem?* 2
hot beavers *Uh… I did do a post about a revolution against changes made by WordPress… and I did, at the request of a certain Canadian person, use a flaming beaver as the symbol for our flag… so how can you make that sound so cheap and dirty???* 2
most disturbing image ever *Yeah yeah* 2
brother year old six pack abs story *Can we assume this about that photo of me when I was about six years old and I pointed out that I had six pack abs… and just move on?* 2
seemywife *Hey now!* 2
puking skittles unicorn picture ** 2
porno movie times *Really… now I am supposed to tell you when your dirty movies start? You are worse at this computer stuff than me* 2
most disturbing image ** 2
do unicorns throw up rainbows *No* 2
fake viking beard *I could grow a real one if I wanted… but it would be mostly gray… sigh* 2
most disturbingly warning pictures ever *Good pictures… bad grammer* 2
twoheaded *It was Photoshopped… I don’t really have two heads… or 26…* 2
unicorn coloring pages *For when you want to color your own rainbows* 2
unicorns with wings *I hate the stupid walking ones… their rainbows go nowhere… * 2
i spy with my little eye *But my big eye is totally worthless* 2
jack and the beanstalk *Somebody already wrote that one* 2
minecraft unicorn *Oh for fuck’s sake* 2
disturbing images ** 2
photoshop viking beard *They don’t make Vikings the way they used to* 2
someone vomiting *Tell us more* 2
jednorog *Cousin of Ragnorog* 2
once you start spraying rather than pouring on *Okay… seriously… WTF???* 2
pouring my art out twitter *I am there too… deal with it* 2
monkeys *Indeed* 2
images of lepricon barfing rainbows *???Lepricorn???* 2
disturbing images blog *Hey, that isn’t all I do* 2
cherilyn lovely *My wife… what can I say* 2
photoshop pictures of pouring something into a mans head *You people really make me nervous* 2
ninja in parking lot *Getting overcharged for parking* 2
frank zappa face *He has one* 2
lord of the rings slumber party *We know* 2
arnold Schwarzenegger *He had problems of his own* 2
hulk Romney *Yeah, you read that right* 1
unicorns and unicorn poop *Two great tastes that go together** 1
pictures of mitt romney doing a job *No way* 1
crazed monkey *That ain’t good* 1
jokes vet “puppies are sick” *You are sucking all the magic out of the internet, you know that?* 1
what do you remembered in any job you had being said out loud *Most places I worked they paid me not to say anything out loud… HA!!!* 1
in your dreams unicorns and other things list *You have a list???* 1
fotos de arnold en conan *Si* 1
unicorn pics, cats, rainbows *Cats?* 1
how the hobbler does porn *Don’t even ask* 1
“i am posting” *Yes, I am* 1
places to stick a dick *Whoa… simmer down, big fella…oky, now that I think about it I did a series of pictures of Dick Cheney called ‘That’s a strange place to stick a Dick, so my bad* 1
pole tennis *I did not do a post about these two things together* 1
please stand in line – banner *They have a banner for that?* 1
big breast cow *Get a life* 1
unicorn poop pictures *Wait, they poop pictures too?* 1
smartest man ever to live *Alright already* 1
t-rex photo bomb *I may have deserved that* 1
images Einstein ** 1
i would bring my class to sea wold ield trip *Ummm,…?* 1
conan frazetta real *He is real to me too* 1
richard hammond but sir ive got a face for television ** 1
big boobs poring out *That sounds like fun* 1
story penis grow alien *Can you phrase that as a question?* 1
they are just boobs *Yes… they are… they don’t vomit rainbows or anything* 1
unicorn fart ** 1
adult film stars *You just missed them* 1
penis very pouring *Oh man…* 1
richard hammond tv commercial, but sir i have a face for television ** 1
pics of people pourin there favorite things *Well who doesn’t want to see that?* 1
work smarter *I try to* 1
you will be assimilated *I already have* 1
how to carve a squirrel *Anybody who wants to carve a squirrel already knows how… or are we not talking about cooking roadkill?* 1
“beeltee” Hey… that’s a character from my novel too… those guys get around* 1
huge boobs pouring out *Just a dash will do ya* 1
and they’re just pouring it on *It does feel that way* 1
richard hammond commercial kid’ *My younger kid had her first crush on Richard Hammond* 1
what are cool things that unicorns vomit *Ooh… multiple choice* 1
conan the barbarian wallpaper *For the best mancave ever!!!* 1
who was the kid in the richard hammond commercial *Who cares?* 1
homeless people *Where?* 1
70 s cool dude music *Now you are talkin’* 1
who deserves an award *You have to ask?* 1
under the water no one can see you cry *It is so true… sob… glub…* 1
underground kids hillside fort *I had a great one of those in my yard as a kid… but did I do a post about it?* 1
unicorns vomiting rainbow meanings *Existentialism at last* 1
red eyes photo night *Just in time for Halloween* 1
frazetta conan the adventurer ** 1
my art is like a novel *Did I say that?* 1
churchill marrakesh painting *Oh who knows* 1
what does a unicorn vomiting rainbow mean? *That it’s time for lunch?* 1
are big balls a good thing *Just keep walking… if you can…* 1
babies pictures ** 1
happy all the time *Not really* 1
haters suck bumper stickers *Not if you drive faster* 1
hamster xxo *Wait… XXO… which is an alien species in my novels… or were you looking for hamster XXX… which is just sick and wrong?* 1
dodo bird vs unicorn *Death match* 1
fake pictures of mustaches on dogs *That is a real picture of a mustache on a dog I will have you know* 1
slug droppings *I may have told a story about a brief encounter with a huge banana slug… and something about pigeon poop… but I never put them close together like that* 1
the post you are look *That makes complete sense to me* 1
pictures barack Obama ** 1
unicorn poop people *So many ways to take that* 1
where can i get pictures taken of my art *Buy a camera* 1
eye eye captain pics *I think that’s aye aye* 1
but sir i have a face for television Hammond ** 1
unicorn farm *Are you thinking of adopting one?* 1
big boobs pictures *Oh grow up* 1
my wifes wardrobe malfunction *Hey now. I never said that about my wife… I said I invented the wardrobe malfunction and had a picture to prove it* 1
i can fart rainbows and unicorns *Now you are just showing off* 1
art something old *Okay* 1
optical illusions *I don’t see it* 1
pics of weird headstones *I did some of those* 1
cat vomit rainbow *That is a talented cat… or it is part unicorn* 1
ricjard hammond son but sir i have a face for television ** 1
idiot face *Be nice* 1
things like crazy bones *Is there anything like crazy bones???* 1
moustaches hitler *Most famous one of all times* 1
biggest brest of cow pictures *You love breasts but you can’t even spell the word… and you want to see them on cows* 1
frank frazetta women ** 1
unicorns puking farting and pooping rainbows ** 1
banana slugs and first nations people *Hey, there is my old friend the banana slug again* 1
anime pouring *That sounds hard to do* 1
wasp myarth *okay* 1
hello kitty judgeporn *I never want to meet you in real life* 1
hillbillies in india *That is a good title for a post* 1
pouringmyartout saloon *Me and my book… together at last* 1
feeling a little light headed *Me too* 1
wife was a stripper once *NO dammit… I said I was stripper once… you need to stop doing that* 1
how to carve a tiki face *Learn from the master* 1
holy cow tits *Revered in India for good reason* 1
american civil war painting *See… history and art* 1
huge boobs cow *How big were they???* 1
what do unicorns poop *Poop… imaginary, made-up, mythical poop* 1
little lightheaded *Well, you have a small head… so…* 1
unicorn rainbow puking meaning *Sigh again* 1
treme xxx *Never did a post about that* 1
big tits cow huge tumblr *Bring it on home now* 1
photo bombing in history *I did that… it was fun* 1
them are some big tits *Why thank you… hey… wait a minute* 1
synchronized diving flop *You heard it here first… a new Olympic sport* 1
artwork of adolf hitler *He designed my house* 1
do elephans foreheads vibrate when they call their calves *This is why they invented the nature channel… and spell checker* 1
how to carve a tiki head using a drumel *Inquiring minds want to know* 1
big boobs *Gee, did you find many websites with that search?* 1
watch big boobs images facebook *Stop* 1
boobs *Move out of your parent’s house now, you little perv* 1
someone pooping out a rainbow *Anyone we know???* 1
pouring from the inside out *Once again you managed to make my blog sound dirty* 1
i want to join synchronized diving *uh… okay* 1
i am just getting freaking out *Sorry* 1
juxtaposition of the universe *Hold on everybody* 1
big boobs changing *Changing to what???* 1
mustache accountant *To keep track of your mustache investments and retirement fund* 1
toot my own dick *I never said anything remotely like that* 1
holy big boobs *Amen* 1
disney porn bestial tumblr *Should we send the authorities after this guy?????* 1
images of curious chinese stuff *That does have me curious* 1
rainbows leprechauns and unicorns in a dream *Write a book* 1
got my eye our for you *Creepy* 1
pouringmyartout.wordpress.com+if-romney-and-cheney-had-a-duel-to-the-death *Ah… good times* 1
hulk smash Romney *And who could blame him?* 1
how much are walk on water balls *More than you could afford… at least three rainbows… and not the walking unicorn kind… the flying ones* 1
pouring cursor *Coursors… foiled again* 1
grizzly peak berkeley, kissing *Oh… right… I did a post about the most romantic kissing spot on earth* 1
reaching for my drawers *Uh… it isn’t what you think… I keep my art in there* 1
slugs that look like turd *Well they all do… a little… but you want the pictures for what exactly???:* 1
stick his dick in strange places *We went over all this* 1
art boobs big *Hey now… I been going to the gym* 1
sauron *Uh… what?* 1
pouring xxx *See you are just doing that to make me look bad* 1
photoshop squirrel a big eye in funny *I wouldn’t know where to start* 1
seagull pooped in mouth at school *I did tell a story about that… it happened to a friend of mine and I saw it* 1
the warlord wrestler no neck and huge arms *Once again I am forced to ask WTF???* 1
i have a penis growing out of my head *I wrote a character in my sci-fi novels. He is an alien, and his penis grows out of the top of his head. I did it to start a dialogue about how we can’t force our moral codes on aliens when they come to earth, because public nudity wont mean the same thing to them. And then I happened to see a news headline talking about a fish discovered in Viet Nam that has his penis growing out of his chin, so I did a post with pictures of that fish… to show how my alien character wasn’t really all that farfetched… I hope that explains that search term… I do not have a penis growing out of my head… but somebody wants to see a picture of someone who does*  1
Unknown search terms *I am to scared to even open this… maybe later*———————————————–

Wow… I did not know that would take so long… I shouldn’t have done all of them at once, but I never did commentary like that before so I did… and now it is three hours later. I hope somebody reads all my little comments… because I nebver laughed so hard in my freakin’ life.
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50 Responses to Here it is…

  1. SilkPurseProductions's avatar silkpurseproductions says:
    August 3, 2014 at 10:39 pm

    That is a whole lot of crazy. Your comments are pretty funny,though.

    Reply
  2. beckikeyevents's avatar Becki Duckworth says:
    January 20, 2014 at 9:18 pm

    I love it, now I have to dig deeper into your blog… How funny… So a couple of my favorites from my blog are…. I need more sperm on Christmas Eve and… One of my co-workers said bye-bye to me at work one day and I answered back with bye….. WTH ??? The rest pretty much have to deal with murder and oh there’s the daily one of my mother continuing to google her name. Janice Mary Delp and the occasional Janice Meier Plano Illinois.

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  3. benzeknees's avatar benzeknees says:
    October 30, 2013 at 5:38 pm

    Like you said, this post is too long to read every word of it. It’s too bad because this would have been interesting in little chunks. 🙂

    Reply
  4. elroyjones's avatar elroyjones says:
    October 30, 2013 at 9:39 am

    Watch out, you’re turning into a statistician.

    Reply
  5. hastywords's avatar hastywords says:
    October 28, 2013 at 4:58 pm

    These never get old.

    Reply
  6. Average South African's avatar AverageSouthAfrican says:
    October 28, 2013 at 8:54 am

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha freaking awesome, laughing at my desk at work like a crazy person everyone is looking at me funny 😦 we should all post about Unicorns 🙂

    Reply
  7. mommamishizzle's avatar mommamishizzle says:
    October 27, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    Busted!

    -The Blog Stalker.

    Reply
  8. stephcalvert's avatar stephrogers says:
    October 27, 2013 at 3:45 am

    Unicorns? What? I’m doing a post on unicorns as we speak…

    Reply
  9. 1jaded1's avatar 1jaded1 says:
    October 26, 2013 at 8:52 pm

    Ha! From, nobody.

    Reply
  10. Alastair's avatar Al says:
    October 26, 2013 at 8:40 pm

    lesbian quotes and sayings tumblr
    katrina elizabeth perkins boardwalk empire sex <— that one's odd as I speak to her and she was in Boardwalk Empire
    There are many more, some which I can't – or don't want to – mention

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  11. Alastair's avatar Al says:
    October 26, 2013 at 8:33 pm

    It really makes my head explode at the things that people search for. I really have to check mine

    Reply
  12. beth's avatar ksbeth says:
    October 26, 2013 at 8:02 pm

    hey, what am i, chopped liver?

    Reply

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