I haven’t shared any of my tweets with you for a while… you know… if you are one of those people who don’t do the tweeting thing…
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*Torah Torah Torah… The code phrase for Israel’s dastardly sneak attack on Pearl Harbor… or was it Pearl Bailey?
*When life kicks you in the balls, make lemonade… wait… that didn’t come out right…
*We wouldn’t need to talk about gun control if people kept better control of their guns…
*What would you do if I sang out of tune… oh… right… you can’t hear me, can you?
*A citizen of the world is always at home, no matter where their feet might roam…
*I suppose you are wondering why I have asked you all here today…
*I got my eye on you… ow… that really hurts…
*Put your pants back on… it aint Friday yet…
*I love that you are following me, but if you could stop running into my ass every time I stop that would be awesome…
*Be the best you you can be… because nobody else wants the job, that’s for sure.
*Hey… life IS like a box of chocolates… everything looks the same until you get to the inside of it…
*A serial killer wiped out my Froot Loops and the Special K’s with the dried berries…
*Oh Hugh the manatee…
*McDonald’s chicken nuggets are only 50% chicken… can you say beige slime?
*Chicken Mcnuggets are people…
*Corporations are people… just like Soylent Green…
*I tried to learn acupuncture but I was a slow poke…
Pouring My Art Out 
soylent green…they are people…it’s people
I lived across the street from the guy who wrote the screenplay
And the vote goes to: followers of your ass who bump into you every time you make an ass of tweeting. But, that’s part of what they (assey followers) are for, innit?
That and the view.
Oh dear!
Oh please.
*I suppose you are wondering why I have asked you all here today… I want to say that in a lift, but i don’t have the guts
Oh man, I love the weird, random comments in elevators… I did a whole post about it way back in my ‘Driving Miss Crazy’ series…
Haha I’ll have to try and find them when I have the time 🙂
That little magnifying glass search thing is really handy…
Yeah I find that. I went to someone’s blog the other day to search for something to link to, and they didn’t have the search button, so I just decided to sod it and quit the whole post lol.
You got to know when to fold ’em…
You gotta know when to hold em
Oh… I know when to hold ’em…
HAHA
well I do…
That’s hilarious…I’m gonna go find those guts!
😀
There is a medal for that, too.
These are great, Art! I don’t see twitter much, so I miss this kind of stuff. 😎 Hopefully, I’m sliding back into the blog — missed your posts!
I missed you missing my blog.
Yes, I daresay his tweets are amusing most of the time, better than most other tweeters I know.
It isn’t easy doing the stuff I do.
Believe me, I know!
“Corporations are people…just like Soylent Green”–perfectly stated!
Well that must have been an accident then…