It has been suggested that I use Kickstarter to have you all chip in some cash so we can buy an actual pirate ship. Then we can set sail and rove the bounding main in search of booty… don’t turn that into something dirty…
Shut up, Jack, I’m keeping the hat.
Now remember, crew. Don’t be stingy. We want to get a real pirate ship…
We don’t want to have to row a little dinghy all the way to the Caribbean. You will get your doubloons back as soon as we loot a Wal-Mart or a Costco.
Pouring My Art Out 
You know, I’ve re-thought my original suggestion, it just doesn’t feel right to do a regular Kickstarter campaign for a pirate ship. A real pirate would plunder other Kickstarter campaigns.
You have a point there… but then wouldn’t I be a hacker?
Great hat!
Thanks. I love that silly hat.
sigh
Aren’t Walmarts usually land-locked? We’d need some other type of transportation to get to Walmart. We’ll have to find some kind of water-based business to plunder.
Pirates plundered towns all the time…
But that was when the towns were built on the waterfronts!
No… pirates can walk too.
I’m thinking we need to develop a business plan and incorporate first.. that’s what real pirates do.
We should be organized about this.
heck yeah man. it’s like why they call it a “Band” of pirates — you know how hard they are to keep going.
word…
I’m in. I think we’ll need a bigger boat…something to last longer than a three-hour cruise.
When we go, can I have a drink like yours with the little umbrella in it?
Sorry, only the captain gets the little umbrellas… at least until we get to the Caribbean…
Okay. I’ll just get a couple of coconut shells — got to fancy up my drinks during the cruise!
Oh… phew… I thought you were going to make yourself a mermaid bikini top…
Well, I could do that too. Do coconuts migrate? I’m not sure if they show up in the stores around here.
You can find them.
Okay, now that’s an idea I can get behind! Ever since watching Goonies for the first time I’ve wanted my own pirate ship to sail up and down the coast and go plundering… Wal-Mart and Costco seem like good choices.
So how much should I put you down for?
Yes but he will make you swab the deck, you now pirates can’t be trusted…
which is exactly why you can trust them… because you know they are always up to something
i am…ah..i mean they are
no worries
I’m always up to something too
not you..
Hello! Jester! 😉
Hello 😀
Hahaha. 😀
you mean argh argh argh?
No… haven’t we already covered this? I’m not the pirate, I’m the jester. 😛
ha, but you don’t speak Pirate too?
Avast ye scallywag, and swab the deck ere I run you through…. believe in fairies, I do, I do…
Apparently not. I think I only speak movie.
eh?! 😉
… tu brute…?
eye
Eye eye, captain?
Oh Captain my Captain
Captain Procrastination…
Hey, do you think Art minds that we’ve hijacked his comments?
Art mind? Mr. stat man?
Isn’t that “scat” man?
well that too
pssst
Scat man Caruthers???
Why not?
So much better than Scat Man Smothers…
Ahhh… the lesser known Smothers brother…
He’s no wizard with a yo-yo, unfortunately, but I guess maybe it’s good that only one of them was.
For safety reasons if nothing else.
Exactly, too many yo’s is a dangerous thing.
Unless followed by a ho… HA!!!!! Funny on so many levels.
Do I get points for this?
for what?
I forget, but it made sense.
No… I’m used to it…
why
Ha… but she wont get that one…
Close enough for this crew… sigh…
Once again, that is part of my job.
I need to give lessons in pirate speak…
but not today
no
We could use one of those in the crew.
yes him…
Deck swabbing?
word
We are faithful to each other.
Sure we can.
oh my gosh my spelling is bad, today, what a night of no sleep and a panic attack does to one…sooo tired
Don’t panic, it’s organic.
ha
I will sell all my pennies at once!
Sell them for more than a penny.
I was thinking of selling them for their weight in gold. We will be rich!
Why has nobody ever thought of this?
Cat’s out of the bag now! Hope you got the cash I sent in the bottle.
Yeah… but did you have to drink all the rum first? I could have dried the pennies off.
It was no use. I wasn’t thirsty enough to drink all the rum, so I poured it in the fish tank. Turned the crazy fish gold!! Now I need to down another bottle so I can send the fish to you. Any other ideas?
We can pour rum into the ocean until all the fish turn to gold…
But who will collect all the fish?
They will sink and we just scoop them up.
We?
I meant you…
I’ve got something else to do.
Better than gathering solid gold fish?
Breathing is better (I can’t hold my breath very long).
I thought we might use a net or something…
Are we talking the ocean here or a swimming pool?
The oceans… big nets… trawlers…