Look, I am not proud of this idea, just so you know. I tried to do a serious sci-fi story with all of us writing it together. And you almost turned that into a porno. I am still waiting for Brad and Angelina to sue me for that toilet scene on the spaceship. And my group poetry idea got a little out of hand.
So what the hell? I already put up that warning for people to keep the kids away for a while. So now seems like a good time to branch out. This is just to keep us busy while I finish doing horrible things to beloved cartoon characters. My soul is already damned to the darkest pits of hell.
The reason this is called ‘part 1’ is because I just want you to give me ideas for the title now. Don’t get carried away and write the whole thing here… even though I know you want to, you sick varmint… Just type some ideas for a catchy title for a porno movie into the little comment boxes. I will pick the one that sounds like the most fun. Then I will do the post where you can all take turns getting your kink on.
If it help to get the creative juices flowing… uh… so to speak… let’s all work on the assumption that this porno is going to be filmed ion 3-D… because it’s funny…
Pouring My Art Out 
Pouring My Art Out . . . of His Clothes!
Oh… that is going on the list… even though nobody is voting.
You’re bemoaning that things got out of hand on your blog?? And that porno is the solution?? I’m laughing and its 7am, that’ll wake me up.
I like it when things get just a little crazy… but this may turn out to be another of my mistakes.
No mistakes, just great ideas that are ahead of its time
I suppose…
Arts parts
The flog blog
Who is Sanchez and why is he so filthy? A pornumentary
Sex wrecks. Real life stories of bad dates.
The flying flog brigade: a retrospective of Les Claypools wildest years.
That couldn’t come back to bite me at all…
You are way too good at this…
I like all of them, but that first one gets me right in the… heart…
Bonnie’s Blog Glob
Bringing the Kinks Out
Hot Fingers
Slippery Social Sluts
Oh my… oh yes… yes… yes… oh, baby…
hahahahahahahahahaha! Those were my lines.
You are getting into the spirit of this thing…. yay…
sorry… I got carried away.
50 Shades of Blog
Oh man… you are going to drag all of us down with my sinking ship, aren’t you?
Well, I try to be helpful like that 😉
You came to the right place… hey, that isn’t a bad title either…
Dear PMAO: I never thought this would happen to me…
Is that a title, or are you just thrilled to be asked to take part in such a massive social experiment???
Maybe both LOL
You are on the list… either way…
Are words needed in a porno? Other than “harder,” “right there,” and, “oh, yeah!”?
Hey, that is such a limiting attitude. Somebody had to write the classic scenes… like… ‘the pool boy walked through the gate and saw the housewife sunning herself naked by the pool’.
I just figured it was all ad-libbed.
Well not this one! This will require actors of the highest caliber. I want naked Shakespeare… hey… that might end up being the title right there.
Naked Shakespeare? Like Midsummer Night Cream?
dude… that is a good one.
Don’t need a lot of plot for a porno. Do you?
You haven’t met my whacky crew of followers yet, I take it… or was that a suggestion for a title… ha!
Could be title.
Well then you are first on the list!