I kilt myself laughing… Part 2…

Let’s do some more English to Scottish translations. Remember, you have to say these out loud in your best Scottish accent. I guarantee this will make you laugh.

I wonder what a Scottish cowboy would sound like…

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Rode hard and put away wet – Rode solid ‘n’ pat awa’ drookit

I’m gonna pump you full of lead – A’m gonnae pump ye stowed oot o’ leid

Get along little doggy – Git alang wee doggy

Head ’em up and move ’em out – Heid ’em up ‘n’ shift ’em oot

This town ain’t big enough for the both of us – This toun ain’t muckle enough fur th’ baith o’ us
Hang ’em high – Hing ’em heich

He died with his boots on – He died wi’ his bits oan

The good the bad and the ugly – Th’ guid th’ ill ‘n’ th’ hackit

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17 Responses to I kilt myself laughing… Part 2…

  1. HAD A GOOD TIME BLOGGING's avatar prayingforoneday says:

    HAHAHAAHAHAHAH

    Brilliant

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