I hope you aren’t too bored with this series. I am just having so much fun looking through my old Tweets. Coming up with two or three clever things to say every day is not as easy as it seems like it should be…
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*When you stop reaching for the stars… that’s when your shoulders begin to droop…
*Hey! I am twice the man you are!… Mom, are you even listening to me???
*Holy crap on a stick! Eric Idle just answered my tweet!!!
*One rule to ring them all… oh, just think about it for a minute…
*Who are you, and why on earth would you give a crap about what I have to say???
*Validate my existence? I can barely validate my parking ticket…
*If you love someone, set them free… no, really, unlock the basement door now…
*I figured out how to tweet on my phone… who’s the man now?
*I respect women… it takes a lot of balls to… uh… not have any balls…
*My favorite Texas bar sign: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear…
*I never judge… but you do look guilty…
*Oh for crying out loud… people who cry without making any noise bug me…
*Put all your eggs in one basket if you want… just don’t sit on them…
*Follow me… because life is a mine field… and I have really big feet…
*Follow me… do you think I could lead you somewhere worse than you already are???
*Follow me… because the view is spectacular…
*Follow me… I am the only one here who knows where they are going…
*Follow me… I have the only key to the restrooms…
*Follow me… I know where the emergency exit is…
*Follow me if you want to live… okay, I stole that, but it still sounds good…
*Follow me… once the zombies get here it will be a lot harder to get away…
*Follow me… if you had anything more important to do, you wouldn’t be on Twitter in the first place…
*Follow me… do you want fries with that…
*Follow me… when you stand around here all by yourself, it is sort of creepy…
*Follow me… because Twitter is full of creepy people trying to get you to… oh… never mind…
*Follow me… because Eric Idle responded to me… twice…
Pouring My Art Out 
I have to say, you have one of the wittiest and most worth-it twitter pages I know. If not for sensibility of content (which you are not totally lacking in), for manner of presentation.
Ha… you sound spammy… nice, but spammy…
And I thought you had a thing with/for spams that boost your popularity/ego.
You got me there.
And I thought you were the predator.
So, you thinking what I am thinking -with what I just did by the above comment?
(Hint: I just linked two posts together in one comment.)
uh… I missed that… but I do know that ‘predator’ is not a good thing to be known as… not in the ‘priestly’ sense of the word…
Indeed.
Anyway, just like your Dr. Seuss day, you could also do something as awkward as creation two posts in one day and letting peoples’ comments on anyONE of the posts be relevant to both posts, like I brought in our discussion on the tiger from the other post here.
My followers are smart enough for that… I am not…
Okay then.
Good to note.
Important to know.
Haha these are brilliant
Oh… you’re just saying that…