I can’t believe it. My blog was hijacked by a pirate. And that scallywag was my own daughter! I did not do that last post. Somehow she figured out my password and wrote a post pretending to be me.
I was prepared to be very angry. But I clicked on the link, just to see what she was babbling on about, and you know what? She may have a point. Her website does rock. I do not approve of the manner in which she used my blog for a free advertisement, but I do think you should go check it out.
Now don’t get me wrong. I don’t give a hoot about fancy events and weddings. But if she wants to waste her life trying to start a business planning and doing those types of things, then I hope she does well… so she wont have to keep hitting us up for money every time her car breaks down…
So I am asking you all a personal favor. And I have never asked you for anything before… except that you follow me loyally… and read every word I type… and look at all my funny pictures… and make clever comments on each and every post… and do posts to WordPress to support me when my spam joke gets my blog shut down for 4 days… and… anyway…
Go check out her website. The link is in the post directly below this post. And the picture is a button that will take you there. I have no idea if her website has a place for you to comment or a like button or whatever, but if it does, click the button or say something nice… so I don’t get yelled at…
I know there are lots of awesome pictures of beautiful things, many of them taken by her boyfriend, whom you may remember from that awkward photo of me hugging him in a creepy way back around Christmas time… I think it is in the post called; ***WARNING*** This post contains some of the most disturbing images you will ever see on a blog… and when I say that, you know it is going to be weird… and you should look at that post anyway, because you get to see me in feety jammies, and that picture alone should be worth the price of admission to my blog.
But her boyfriend is a very talented photographer, and my daughter Jessica has oodles of taste and talent, so check out the website in the post below. And I will never ask you for another favor… until the next time I get myself in trouble.
And Jessica… keep your hands off my blog…
Pouring My Art Out 
You also ask us to buy your book every 2nd or 3rd post, sometimes more!
Dude… I need to earn a living… I have another kid who wants to go to college… and I want to be published for real… don’t mock my dream!!!
This is priceless, the practical joker has had the tables turned! You can’t blame her, she learnt from one of the best at them 🙂
We sort of set the whole thing up together, but she did get some of the best of my weird qualities. And she did come up with the idea.
Maybe I’m missing out not having kids, I can’t influence my cat as much
You have to teach it to type first.
She can, she has a Facebook page. It’s sad but true
Probably has more friends than me.
She has 6
I feel that I should now place a ‘pussy’ joke here, as an homage to Mrs. Slocombe… played my the inimitable Mollie Sugden…
I love how you know her!
And she spells ‘Mollie’ the right way.
Is that where you got the name 😀
Not exactly. I have always been a fan of the peasant class… historically speaking… they are the ones who did all the work, grew all the food. And the best food to my way of thinking is not the crap the high and mighty eat. Give me a good stew any day. The best Mexican food is really the stuff the poor eat.
So I just like that name. I picture a strong girl with a fire in her eyes.
That’s a lovely description
They get a bad rap.
Her blog is really beautiful – nicely done but not overdone. Elegant
What a kid – you must be proud
She has her moments. Thanks.
She has a lovely blog — I actually went over their yesterday. She also writes in a lovely voice.
She is classy. I don’t know where she gets that.
So glad to see she doesn’t get her productivity or style genes from her dad!
(Yeah, her site is very nice.)
I had to marry a smart woman with lots of logic and life skills… so my kids wouldn’t be idiots.
Well her site is pretty!
Dude, her blog is way prettier than yours! Perhaps she can help you with some redesign efforts.
That was just hurtful.
My apologies, sensitive guy.
I am sensitive… you big brute.
I am remiss. My sincerest apologies. But her website was really really pretty. Especially the wedding rings, those rocked.
See… you are sensitive too.
ahaha!
sigh
well it is funny!
Yeah it is.