Don’t forget to add the aliens!!!
***(If you cheated and are reading this before you read the first and second post, then you have no idea what I am talking about, and it serves you right)***
As long as you are helping me come up with wild ideas for situations in which I can stick the hero of my science fiction series, and we have established that absolutely nothing is out-of-bounds, don’t forget to throw in some aliens. Of course you can make up your own aliens if you want. But just to give you an idea or two, here are some pictures of the alien characters that are already in the stories. I decided to have them meeting some real humans that actually do exist. Or did exist.
I think it would be fun to have Fawnya sing a duet with Elvis…
Don’t forget that we are traveling to other dimensions, so it doesn’t have to make sense. And there is none of that silly ‘time paradox’ rule like you get in Doctor Who. You can change time all you want. You are in other dimensions, other realities. Whatever happens there was destined to happen there.
I think the Warlord would love to discuss military strategy with Julius Caesar…
In some other reality, the history books might actually have a photo of the Warlord and Abraham Lincoln…
It might be fun to have a pair of Qualm meet the Queen…
I realize that most of you have not read my novel, and have no idea what or who I am going on about. I can’t explain the whole thing to you. That would take forever. I suggest you order the book now… it is available on the Nook and other e-readers for only $2.99, or in paperback. Just click on the picture of the book over there at the top of the sidebar. Now order it. Now wait until it shows up. Now read it. No, go ahead, we will wait for you…
Okay, now that we are all on the same page, I would love to introduce Mr. Toad to Albert Einstein…
And for those of you who are still angry about the Hitler/Beatles thing… (If you don’t know what that means, you cheated and didn’t read these posts in order like I told you to, and you should be ashamed of yourself. Go read number 1 and number 2… no… we will wait for you)…
To make up for my earlier Beatles match-up, I decided to just have one of the Bats join the band. I think the Prince would fit right in with those guys…
Pouring My Art Out 
Yay! Albert!
That was so much fun.
Let the hero meet one of his alternate selves, but have him be an alien.
I sort of do that in book four… well, he isn’t an alien, he is a captain on one of the ships of the invading alien fleet from another dimension… it’s confusing… but good idea…
I’ve always wanted to take a bath in jello, but maybe your character can just do it and tell me what it’s like. Oh, and something else I was imagining the other day was a bride walking down the aisle and when she gets to the front she looks around cuz the groom isn’t there. But he is actually behind her starting down the aisle, and he shoots her in the bum with a paint gun (explosive splotch matches her bouquet). In response to him, She lifts up her dress and takes out a paint gun strapped to her inner thigh and shoots him in the chest. It’s a love fest. He finishes walking towards her and they get married. Perhaps the reception is a giant paintball game where you have to hunt for food that is hidden in the bushes…survival of the fittest marriage or something.
That’s my next wedding if I ever have one.
I could work with this idea. Or we could do the black widow thing and just have the female eat the male’s head after they consummate the marriage.
Uhhhh…and you found inspiration from that through my idea? Was it inspired by the jello?
I am trying not to imagine you swimming in jello… I am distracting myself…
Oh is that what you’re doing…..
Maybe…
WordPress wouldn’t allow me to respond to your “pole dancing” post, so I’m putting my reply in here and hoping for better luck:
Ok…this is what I’d like to see from you. I’d like to challenge you to do something hard for 30 days and blog about your progress. Give up chips or tv or something you like. OR…do a pushup challenge. See how many you can do on day one and increase by one pushup for each day. Tell us how you feel. OR…do a doodle a day for 30 days. I doodle dare you…
You want me to sweat in real life for your amusement? You are sick. And I just joined a gym… and I did give up chips. I might do the doodle one though.
That would make me smile.
I may need to do a post saying I accept, but it might take a day or two to clear up loose ends.
A day or two?! Loose ends?!
Like. What else could you possibly be doing? Maybe you could doodle your growing muscles after a day at the gym. What made you want to join? Was it something I said????
No, I have been getting steadily fitter… say steadily fitter over and over again fast… that is fun… but I am also getting older. I lost 50 pounds. So did my wife. We are just giving it a try.
Sounds like fun 🙂
Sounding fun is almost as good as being fun.
And even better if you are actually having fun.
That is sort of what I meant.
Yeah, I bet.
What, I’m not even smart enough to agree with you???
You have your own brand of smART. I like it when you agree with me, but sometimes fighting is more entertaining.
Put up your dukes…
Hiiiiiii-ya! (Did you understand that? I was speaking karate).
I thought you were just saying hi…iiiii-ya….. ha! You tried to spell a kiyyah… ? kiya…kiyya…keeyah… one of those yells that pumps you up and unnerves your opponent…
Yep! That’s the one! Did it work?
No… but I been in a lot of fights in my life.
I have 34 comments on the post, so this time it is you… not me…
Hee hee hee.
That is not helpful… but I appreciate the thought.
Man, I am never really helpful.
I didn’t want to come right out and say it…
Thanks for thinking of my feelings.
I am just that sensitive.