I made the mistake of telling the Warlord, the character from my hilarious science fiction novel, a little about Dick Cheney. That proved to be something of a mistake…
But I guess it isn’t really the end of the world, now that I think about it…
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Pouring My Art Out 
Go Xxo!
Once you go Xxo, you never go back.
Twice you go Xxo, you do consider it.
They are not good cuddlers…
That’s ok, sometimes you just want them to leave.
They tend to loom ominously.
There’s nothing worse than something that weaves cloth in an ominous way.
I have heard that yarn before.
You can’t pull the wool over my eyes.
Sew what. Don’t knit pick.
I’ll drop stitch you outta here and tie you to a tapas tree.
As Hugo Weaving once said, “I need sticthes.”
He also said, “Mr. Anderson, your cross-stitching leaves a lot to be desired.” But that was cut from the film for continuity reasons.
It didn’t follow the thread of the story?
I didn’t want to say but…yes, you’re much better at this than I am…
Because I am a singer… which is a famous brand of sewing machine… winning…
Oh brother……the famous brand of sewing machine.
Are you just needeling me?
Eye.
The fabric of my life has been rent asunder.
What has Dick Cheney ever done to you?
It’s what he did to all of us. But in my defense, I thought the worst he would get was a bad probing.