Oh, Hastywords. I am starting to understand why your parents named you that. It is because all you do is talk. I have been trying to be nice, doing pictures of you that are not too unflattering while I wait for your supposed ‘payback’. You keep making promises but you are just running your mouth.
Well guess what. I have pictures of your mouth, and I ain’t afraid to use them…
No wonder you brush your teeth while you are driving in the car. Okay, to be fair, that isn’t really her mouth. But I spent so much time looking at her mouth while I was doing all these pictures that I just decided to have a little fun with it…
I have heard of putting your foot in your mouth, but that is just ridiculous.
Ahhhh… maybe I shouldn’t make he mad after all…
Ummmmm…. eeewwwww…. 
Well at least she is smiling. And I would like to remind you all that this is not meant to be mean-spirited. She started it. She stole my ‘steal your face’ idea and beat me to the punch and stuck my head on her body. And now she must pay the price…
Hey, if you don’t want to get into a war, don’t mess with a guy who has Photoshop… or live in a country next to Germany…
Okay, one more, just for the fun of it…
That should do it for the mouth. Maybe next I will start in on those big eyes of hers…
Yeah, that should be fun.
Oh, and happy Mothers Day, buddy. Say hi to the kid for me. But don’t let her see these or she might never fall asleep again.
Pouring My Art Out 
She’s got a purdy mouth
ummm… thanks?
I remember all these bitches from high school. your images capture the real essence! just another reason I’ve skipped 20+ years of reunions
Ha. But remember this is a nice person that I made look that way…
true true -smile-
I had to revisit this post. My ribs weren’t hurting enough, so back I came for more!!!! Thanks for the laughter!
I just found out the war might be over. So I am glad you liked it.
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Wait… what??? After all that you are giving up? I did like twenty posts.
I don’t give up lol….I just know when I am out witted…like a lot…
Well you did show up unarmed to a war of wits…
Lord isn’t that the truth.
HA!
In fact, I might not even stop. I will just turn this blog into a forum for messing with you for the rest of my life.
LOL Maybe I am just luring you into a false sense of security!!!! Maybe I will just have to write hilarious poems for the rest of my life poking fun of you when you least expect it????
We still need to do the science fiction one based loosely on my book… that will let you off the hook for this whole war… which I won, by the way.
Yes we do. In fact I have your book sitting in my computer waiting on another book so I can order. I really just need to get off my bruised heiny and do it.
Who bruised your heiny? Was it that Ricky Gervais lookin’ husband of yours? Because I will Photoshop the crap out of that guy if he beats you!
No you did silly….remember war…YOU beat me lol.
Oh… well that is okay then…
Oh man… I told people to go to your blog and keep the war going. I hope you get a million hits… begging you not to stop… HA!!!
ummmmm…. all your posts are gone… vanished… did the hubby make you give up your blog???
Grab the kid and go to my blog… go go go go go go
This is THE funniest post in the war so far. My daughter couldn’t get enough. My favorite is the 4th!!!!
I said right in there not to show it to her… if she has nightmares don’t come crying to me.
Lol she couldn’t stop laughing
Well tell her to hold on to her guts, because I ain’t done with you yet. Just because you decide not to fight back doesn’t mean I have to stop.
Maybe I should do some funny stuff of her. I saw a few pictures in there. What does she like?
Have you seen my last post?? Hmmm she likes Disney channel and she loves Kung fu 🙂
I am just speechless…
I may never sleep again either!!!
I am trying to make a point…
Oh Good Lord in heaven! I don’t think I’m ever sleeping again either!
Makes you not want to be a dentist…
I’m not sure if Mr Hastywords is a dentist but he probably wants to knock all your teeth out!
I am hoping he has a sense of humor…
I’m sure he does. But then again what’s funny to him might be a little bit more difficult for you to laugh at, particularly if you’re trying to pick up all your teeth with broken fingers.
Need I remind you that I am six feet four inches tall, weigh 200 pounds, have size 15 feet, practice with fighting knives and been to bad parts of a lot of towns. I aint worried about him. Her, on the other hand…
Why do you practice with fighting knives? Is it because the steaks that you eat at restaurants are so rare that they are practically attacking you at the dinner table? Hasty & Hubby are probably like Mr & Mrs Smith, your size fifteens might keep you alive for a few minutes but not if they both team up Avengers style!
I have a thing for edged weapons. I make wooden copies of my favorite knives. I always carry a Smith and Wesson SWAT on my belt. Like I said, stuff happens. I am just hoping that this doesn’t turn into ‘stuff’.
Let’s hope it turns to this kind of stuff instead:-