Okay, no more messing around. It is time to show Hastywords that by putting my head on her body she made a huge mistake!!! Remember this lesson, ladies. Any time you put my head on your body, or your body on my head, you are asking for trouble.
Because I will make your cranium my plaything…
I do not go around sticking your head on my body, or my body on your head… unless you are just plain asking for it…
Hey. Stop that. Who said you could use my body? I need that body for… stuff… I will, however, loan you my favorite part of my body for a little while. You can put it on your face…
There you go. Not half bad. But it doesn’t go with that outfit…
No, that still isn’t right. I was thinking of something a little flashier…
Much better. Now give it back…. and the goatee… thank you. My upper lip was getting cold. Besides that, when I don’t have a mustache, I look like I am smiling all the time. And not a happy smile. More like a sort of smirk, like I know something you all don’t… which I do, but who wants to look like that all the time? That is why I grew the mustache in the first place when I was 12.
Pouring My Art Out 
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I would really look like that if I hadn’t had laser hair removal in my lip ….hmmmm …your getting good at this lol
I been good at this.
Says my modesty 🙂
I have no real life skills. Nature made up for that in artistic ways.
I am going to have to dedicate more time to this war….lol…you are running out of steam so my time for vengeance is near 🙂
I am full of steam!!!
You are only up to #14. I have done 2 more. I am just getting warmed up.