I know that Hastywords thinks she is the Queen of England…
But back in my international jet-setter days of traveling the world as a supermodel, I actually got to stand in for the Queen when she posed for her portrait to be used on the ten pound note…
It is almost a shame that they didn’t end up using that picture.
I was very popular in England, and did quite a lot of modeling there. I did a centerfold for a saucy magazine that was doing a photo shoot of troopers from a very old unit called The Queen’s Own Boy Toy Regiment. These handsome soldiers have been fighting for the Crown since before the Napoleonic wars, but they insisted that I be included as a honerary member of their ranks…
I did a layout for an American version of Dr. Who, which I am sad to say has not yet been made…
And I suppose that the world also isn’t quite ready for an American James Bond…
But when they are, I have my publicity photos all ready to go.
Pouring My Art Out 
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LOL the comments are just as funny. I have dressed up as a queen several times. I think I make a better drag queen than a girl but my best friend insists I have to be a gay guy to be a drag queen.
There is no rule for that.
Oh man. For me, it is all about the hair, it is hairlarious! I think you would make a fantastic Doctor – saving the world with your mad Photoshoppe skillz and quips – in fact Dr PMAO even sounds like Dr Who!
Oh stop…
Oh stop! STOP! There are earthquakes in my house because I’m laughing so hard. Brilliant photos!
I am caught up in the current of this thing. I can’t stop till I reach the sea.
These are getting seamless….can hardly tell they’ve been doctored up at all…so real
I am just recycling old pictures. Some are from way back when I wasn’t very good. And some of the newer ones I did quickly just to liven up a post. So the quality is all over the place.
I like the naivete in your work, it makes me laugh…but some of these wee pretty excellent
I am all about the naivete… ha!
I had no idea how sexy old queeny was! Makes me wanna got out and buy some stamps and…lick them…but it’s half four in the morning…and my tongue is rebooting.
I hear that every stamp has just a little Queen DNA in the glue.
That’s the myth; the truth is that it’s the formaldehyde used to keep her from falling apart at public events.
Artificial Queen flavoring?
That’s it; much like MSG – Majesty’s Sweat Gland.
oh man
you’re welcome.
Make it get out of my head
Couldn’t if I tried…that stuff is sticky!
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Hastys is the best, by far. She makes a pretty fine queen. 🙂
She can throw a royal hissy fit, I do know that… ha!
Send in the clowns…and the cows.
It can’t all be about the cows. I don’t plan these things. They just happen. I don’t even know how long it will happen for.
Time is running out……
It does that.