You all know I love monkeys. I do Photoshop pictures with monkeys in them all the time. But this requires that I spend a lot of time looking at Google images of monkeys. And I have learned some disturbing things about our closest relatives…
They are not as cute and harmless as they might seem to be. In fact, they have a rather dark side. I am going to share some of the pictures I have stumbled across in my search for cute monkeys. You can draw your own conclusions. These are all un-retouched photos… at least by me… but trust me, monkeys are not above biting the hand that feeds them…
Notice how this clever fellow is pretending to just rub his eyes while he is really giving us all the finger…
They are smart enough and cute enough to get away with a lot. Some monkey might be acting adorable just to distract you while his partner gets ready to beat you over the head with a stick…
No wonder they sometimes don’t want you to take their picture…
You often see criminals on their way into a court building behaving the same way. Just sayin’…
Pouring My Art Out 
That’s scary – especially that first one – shivers. Look at those ginormous teeth. He would eat me alive! XOXO – Bacon
It will get worse…
I saw a monkey with a blanket at a zoo before. They’re usually the best part. This is why you’re so popular…you’re such similar beings.
oooh oooh ahhhh ahhhh eeeeek
Just be glad I can’t throw poop through a computer connection…
I think you should try it.
I did… took me an hour to clean it up…
Love that NAUGHTY monkey with “itchy eyes”…lol. Too cute. I totally agree with you that monkeys are bad ass. When I was in Africa, we “thought they were cute” but they could chase you across the field. (I didn’t do kickboxing back then).
They are way stronger than they look… and some of them know kung fu…
Maybe, but none of them could take on a cow.
No, but a group of them could.
Depends on the size of the group.
Or the size of the individuals.
Or the size of all their nostrils combined.
Well yeah.
But not based on the size of their udders combined. Cuz that wouldn’t be fair. Then again, neither is the nostrils.
How about tails.
I am good with that.