And he isn’t European. That seems to be a step in the right direction. Maybe next time you could try a female Pope?
Wait… what?
Oh… I have been told that the Catholic Church doesn’t believe in letting women hold important positions.
Never mind.
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Another reason not to be Catholic! Maybe if they let women have some important positions in their church, they wouldn’t have to molest other males?
Maybe, but I doubt it.
I think I will probably run for Pope after this one steps down. I think I have a lot to offer, such as my excessive drinking, endless debauchery, association with several flaming homosexuals, and most importantly my occasional drug use. I also look great in robes. But I do agree, we need a female pope, these old white guys all look exactly the same.
You have my vote.
Excellent. My ascension begins.
That is a cool word.
Run for Pope? Is that even possible? I thought they were appointed after much deep thought. If they are actually elected or something than I will be your challenger, Trent. Now who will you vote for, Art…I have proven my abilities in the areas of Trent and will raise him an infidelity.
I will stand on my record… Ha!
You mean you’ve decided you want to try out? That would be some serious competition. I may have to just decline my nomination until after you’re dead.
Plus I am the oldest, and you know how they love old Popes.
Shoot. You’re right. I’m may be out, but I’m voting.
Plus, I have a pointy head that is perfect for those big hats.
Bonus indeed 🙂 And that works for several occupations, lucky you.
True enough.
Shoot. You’re right. I’m may be out, but I’m voting.
Great, just started my campaign and already someone’s running against me… Well, you can keep your infidelity and I will raise you, in the words of George Bluth himself, a lighter treason.
Now this is what I call a contest.
I’ve decided that, since I’m younger than both of you, to wait until you’re dead before running. I’m not afraid of competition when there is none. (How many years you think you have left…?)
Ha! I just said something about that. You don’t have to worry about me. I shouldn’t be around too much longer.
You deserve a chance to run for pope before you’re dead 🙂 You’re welcome.
That is very big of you.
Did I read that right? The Catholic Church doesn’t believe in women…..
They admit that they exist. They just don’t want them to do anything important.