In fact they have gotten me downright depressed. The more I thought about bats replacing humans, the more I realized that this would just doom them to the same pointless existence that so many of us face.
Bats working in fast food chains…
Bat’s stuck in cubicles working on their computers…
Bats working as janitors…
Now don’t get yourself all upset. I have done all these jobs in my life… okay, I never worked in a cubicle, I do have some pride… But I am not saying that these jobs are not important, or that people doing them should feel like failures. I was a custodian at a church just a couple years ago before I got laid off. There is nothing wrong with good honest labor of any kind. It is just that when I do these Photoshop dream world things, I sort of like to improve on reality. That is what I love best about Photoshop. It lets me create places where things are better than real life.
So why am I doing pictures of bats shopping at Wal-Mart?
Or even worse than that, being one of those greeters?
I have let the bats down.
Pouring My Art Out 
Bats already have fast food. Bugs. The ultimate fast food. Care to super-size?
Bats and spiders are important to have around for that reason.
Dude…Bats shopping at Walmart? That’s the best!
For you… not for them…
Yuck!! I pop in for a moment and find bat heads!!
I could have been worse…
This is just weird. I would think even bats would have some standards!
Why should they be different from people?
Because they are different!
But if they were people, they would be the same.
But they’re not people – they have highly developed senses like sonar! Sonar alone would tell them to stay away from Walmart.
No, it would just make it easier to find the stuff they needed.
Discerning bats would surely prefer the lower light of specialty Mom & Pop type stores.
I wasn’t doing those. I was doing the bat masses who shop for cheap bargains made by underpaid labor in other countries while supporting a super chain store that destroys the small mom and pop stores. Why should the bats be better than us?
Simply because they are! They may be vermin, but they are different from your typical Walmart shopper.
I am willing to take your word for that.
And wait a second. What about cool bat positions? star wars bat, darth batter. How about conan the batbarian. or maybe.a bat super hero. No wait, that last one would never work.
Batman the barbarian!!!
Oh that’s good, that’s real good.
I ain’t done yet…
I work in a cubicle. 🙂 and that cubicle that Bat is in is an afterthought. That bat is saying, “ok but I’m going to burn the building down”
I should have added the flames dang it.