You know how sometimes you see a person’s face, and you immediately feel as if you might like and trust that person?
I do not mean this to be cruel, but Mr. Cheney does not have that kind of face. In fact, I am beginning to believe that the exact opposite is true. I admit that I did not pick the most flattering of pictures of him, but I didn’t try to pick the worst ones either. And somehow, no matter where I stick his face, the results seem to be less than encouraging…
See what I mean? Even frolicking in the water he looks a little like Gollum doing a spring break ‘gone wild’ video shoot…
To give Dick the benefit of the doubt, I tried to put him to work in a profession that is geared towards helping people…
This helped a little… maybe… But would you feel comfortable laying on that couch and exposing your deepest secrets?
He looks like he is in more pain than the patient.
There is not enough laughing gas in the world…
But I did finally find a job that is so universally respected and loved that even Mr. Cheney could do it without giving people the creeps…
So there you have it. If Mr. Cheney was a fireman, people would gladly welcome him into their homes.
As long as their homes were on fire.
Pouring My Art Out 
Wow, that face couldn’t even look cute superimposed on a litter of kittens. He is by far the most comically evil-appearing character of my lifetime.
Those weren’t the worst pictures of him.
Funny thing is he pulls off the boobie look
Think of them as man boobs, and not so much.
That first image is like the Daniel Pearl beheading. I can’t ever unsee it.
You have a gift for titles…
I guess it is a beheading in a way.
These are too funny!
They are just funny enough.
While I’m lying on the couch exposing my deepest secrets, is he waterboarding me to get me to talk?
Undoubtedly.
This is the worst use I’ve ever seen of beautiful bodies and worthy professions. Could you make him a vampire next?? Please?
It will get more strange, I promise.
Burned into my brain forever. Thanks.
That happens now and then.
Dick needs to learn how to smile. He should also not cover his breasts with his elbows.
Yes he should.
I agree. Those are probably some of the nicest man-boobs we’ll never see.
You are not supposed to fall for the Dick… that defeats the whole purpose of the exercise.
Doesn’t matter what the face looks like as long as the boobs show right?
That is a very simplistic view of my art.
That comment was for the cute kid. What was his name? Oh yeah, Moose something…
Mooselicker… I thought he must be from Alaska at first, but nope…
See, this one I think I already replied to, in my comment page. But it is here, out of order, in my notifications.