No matter how you dress a cow up, they just aren’t scary. A ninja cow is sort of cool, but not very frightening. Oh, I tried. With my magic Photoshop powers I attempted to make a scary cow…
I even made a nazi Hitler cow. And it just made me smile.
An old school gangster cow? Nope. Not scary. How could he even pull the trigger on his gun?
But then I had a thought. What about a terrorist cow wearing a suicide bomber belt?
But everybody can see the belt. We could all see him… uh… her… coming from a mile away. And there is a certain irony to a cow blowing itself up into little bits. We were going to chop him up to make steaks and burgers anyway, right?
Perhaps the scariest part of this post is going to be seeing what search engine terms people used to find it. I have never before done a post with tags such as;
Suicide bomber cows
Politics
Farming
Gangster cows
Ninja cows
Nazi cows
Hitler cows
This should be interesting. I can’t wait to see who shows up. You sick freaks.
Pouring My Art Out 
Makes one wonder where the phrase “cowed by” comes from…
I think that referes to the cows demanor… cows are easily cowed… maybe… or that might just be bull.
And here I thought I had come upon the reason one might be afraid of cows, not afraid LIKE cows! Think I’ll just go step in some scat now…
Funny you should say that, considering a picture I am going to do.
Ninja cows are scarier than you think. You would be udderly amazed if you saw one in action.
Maybe if their udders were radioactive… ha… and it comes around full circle!
hehe. Radioactive milk right in the face. Could be a devastating weapon.
Melts your skin and makes it so you can’t run away and hide in the dark.
If the Yakuza employed such Ninjas, they could shift the balance of gang warfare!
Did you just make a cow tipping joke?
Who, me?
sigh
“Oh, man, I kill me.”….you are just too funny for your own good…..
Someday I will choke on my own funniness.
can we get a cow choking a chicken? or American idols Simon cowell making books feel bad about themselves? and what if Paul Bunyan had only had a normal cow instead of babe. he probably wouldn’t have cut down all those trees and the fight would not have made the grand teetons. spelling probably off on that one.
Tetons is French for boobies… big boobies… the French trappers named them.
Love it – very absurd and ridiculously funny. I can’t help but imagine in the last one the cow turning to you, looking wide eyed, surprised and mooing anxiously when she realises that she’s a walking burger bomb.
“Where’s the beef, chief?” All over the frickin’ countryside. Time to get the BBQ’s out.
Gobbets for everyone!
And another ornamental skull for Conan to drink out of! Everybody’s happy, even the cow – she always wanted to travel and spread her wings!
Now I need to do a picture of a cow with wings. A Redbull… ha! Oh man, I kill me.
Lol – you just made me think of this – not a cow but the ending milks it amoosingly! (check out 5:25 onwards)
awesome.