Why cows can never be scary… Part 1…

a 1No matter how you dress a cow up, they just aren’t scary. A ninja cow is sort of cool, but not very frightening. Oh, I tried. With my magic Photoshop powers I attempted to make a scary cow…

a 2I even made a nazi Hitler cow. And it just made me smile.

a 3An old school gangster cow? Nope. Not scary. How could he even pull the trigger on his gun?

But then I had a thought. What about a terrorist cow wearing a suicide bomber belt?

a 4But everybody can see the belt. We could all see him… uh… her… coming from a mile away. And there is a certain irony to a cow blowing itself up into little bits. We were going to chop him up to make steaks and burgers anyway, right?

Perhaps the scariest part of this post is going to be seeing what search engine terms people used to find it. I have never before done a post with tags such as;

Suicide bomber cows



Gangster cows

Ninja cows

Nazi cows

Hitler cows

This should be interesting. I can’t wait to see who shows up. You sick freaks.

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22 Responses to Why cows can never be scary… Part 1…

  1. paralaxvu says:

    Makes one wonder where the phrase “cowed by” comes from…

  2. Eagle Tech says:

    Ninja cows are scarier than you think. You would be udderly amazed if you saw one in action.

  3. “Oh, man, I kill me.”….you are just too funny for your own good…..

  4. Love it – very absurd and ridiculously funny. I can’t help but imagine in the last one the cow turning to you, looking wide eyed, surprised and mooing anxiously when she realises that she’s a walking burger bomb.

    “Where’s the beef, chief?” All over the frickin’ countryside. Time to get the BBQ’s out.

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