But then I had a thought. What about a terrorist cow wearing a suicide bomber belt?
But everybody can see the belt. We could all see him… uh… her… coming from a mile away. And there is a certain irony to a cow blowing itself up into little bits. We were going to chop him up to make steaks and burgers anyway, right?
Perhaps the scariest part of this post is going to be seeing what search engine terms people used to find it. I have never before done a post with tags such as;
Suicide bomber cows
This should be interesting. I can’t wait to see who shows up. You sick freaks.