Tag Archives: wordpress

I am so sorry, Your Majesty…

Posted on June 28, 2016 by pouringmyartout

It isn’t my fault… I didn’t want this… I mean, it is my fault for doing a post saying I would take requests… because I forgot that there are some sick people out there… like: Mr. Trenton Babbage… who runs … Continue reading →

Posted in funny famous people pictures, My art | Tagged blogging, blogs, humor, Photoshop, social-media, the queen, wordpress | 20 Comments

Hey! Stop scrolling! I only need one more follower to get to 3,500…

Posted on June 16, 2016 by pouringmyartout

I mean, I’m not the boss of you… but it seems to me that if you don’t follow me, you are saying that you are smarter than those other 3,499 people… and that’s just plain rude…

Posted in stuff about blogging | Tagged art, blogging, blogs, current-events, followers, humor, social-media, wordpress | 8 Comments

Yes, we all know that I am a stat monkey…

Posted on May 1, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Okay, the thing is… and this is a thing I have talked about before… but I am a self-confessed stat monkey. Not only because I feel that it somehow validates the insane amount of time I spend writing and doing … Continue reading →

Posted in My art, Stories of my life, stuff about blogging, thinking about stuff, wordpress | Tagged art, blogging, blogs, humor, monkeys, social-media, stats, wordpress | 40 Comments

Why yes, I am the guy who figured out that you can type insanely long titles for your post, and that, for some reason, WordPress will still show the entire thing on these topic walls where our posts go when we tag them as ‘humor’ or ‘social media’ or whatever, and that this is a sneaky way to get around the fact that the text of your actual post is cut off after the first few sentences, but so far, I have never tried to push the limits of this notion, and see exactly how far they would let me go in the title of a post without cutting it off, and I guess the crack squirrels that live in my head decided that today is as good a day as any on which to try to break the record for ‘longest title of a post on a WordPress blog’… you know, to go with our attempt to break the record for the ‘most comments on a WordPress blog post that isn’t run by a celebrity or a corporation’… which, if you didn’t know, we are already doing, and that post now has 44,330 comments on it… which might be a record, except that for some reason, that is the one stat that WordPress claims they don’t keep track of… but you should still come to my blog and leave a comment on that post anyway, just to become a part of history, or reply to old comments from other bloggers, because it is a fun place to meet people, and I have the best followers on the planet as I have said many times… so you can find that post by clicking the link over there… to the right—–> at the top of my sidebar… the blue words… yes, that’s it… and, oh, I just realized that this title is going to be really hard to proofread, and I remembered that the spell checker doesn’t work in the title bar… so… I guess I am going to have to start going back the beginning <— using my arrow keys, and just reading it all backwards as I go… and thanks for everyting, hope to see you again…

Posted on April 29, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Why should I put words down here, when most of you are just surfing by anyway???

Posted in stuff about blogging | Tagged art, blogging, blogs, humor, social-media, titles, wordpress, world record | 30 Comments

Hey, don’t just scroll on by… check out my blog!!!

Posted on April 25, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Posted in Pictures of me, stuff about blogging | Tagged art, blogging, blogs, humor, social-media, wordpress | 10 Comments

Thank you for this tribute… sniff… stupid allergies…

Posted on April 23, 2016 by pouringmyartout

I would like to thank the folks at Goodnitrous Inc. here in San Diego, California, makers of medical, commercial and personal-grade nitrous oxide, for this glowing tribute to my blog… ha… see what I did there… glowing… because it’s lights… ha… I … Continue reading →

Posted in Everything Else | Tagged art, bloggers, blogging, blogs, humor, photography, social-media, wordpress | 6 Comments

This is totally true, by the way…

Posted on April 22, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Yes, I am still trying to show you the incredible benefits of adding amusing art to your blog posts to attract visitors and stand out from the crowd… I just wanted to put this one up above my last post… making … Continue reading →