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Well, I don’t usually give advice to terrorist extremists… but here’s an idea…

Why don’t we try something new… you know… just for a change… and not blow people up… or shoot them… or behead them. As I understand it, your goal is to get people to follow your religion. I am not … Continue reading

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Dear Islamic fundamentalist terrorists, I have some good news, and I have some bad news…

It turns out that yes, it’s true, there are 72 virgins waiting for you in paradise if you martyr yourself. The bad news is that they all got to paradise by being blown up or shot… by other Islamic fundamentalist … Continue reading

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