Tag Archives: science fiction

Ummm, I don’t want to cause a panic or anything, but…

There is an alien invasion fleet on the way to Earth, and the only way you can stop it is to buy my novel… Because all the answers are in there… or in the upcoming sequels… Hey, I’m just sayin’… It’s … Continue reading

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Buy my book…

… or so help me, I will shoot this alien!

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Buy my book, or the alien blows my head off…

Help, I am being held hostage on an alien space station by a Wasp Whip space pirate. He says if you don’t buy my book, he is going to kill me… Hey, look at that. He already bought a copy. … Continue reading

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Why my novel is better than the best sex you ever had…

A novel, like sex, is a two person enterprise. You need an author and a reader, and done right it should leave both people exhausted and happy. And like sex, I end up doing most of the work… Bear with … Continue reading

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I have sold my first book…

And I am now a professional paid author. Special thanks to my friend Bats at  http://http://bats0711.wordpress.com/ She was the very first to buy my book in actual dead tree form. I have now promised to write a character based on her … Continue reading

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You can now buy an actual copy of my book made out of real dead trees!!!

Or at least I hope you can. I am a computer moron, so maybe the link will not even work. But if you could try it out and let me know, that would be awesome… http://www.thebookpatch.com/BookStoreDetails.aspx?BookID=17032&ID=c7bc5700-1c71-49da-8e34-92b095fc8b17 So this is it. The … Continue reading

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I am the proud father of a book…

I doubt you can even see it, but the book on the bottom left is the first book in my series. It is called: The Saloon At The Edge Of Everywhere book one of The Otherwhere Chronicles. It is funny. … Continue reading

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