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“Uh oh, what is Arthur going to do with that Escher drawing?”, I can hear you all asking yourselves… part 1…

More importantly, do you want me to tell you how I do what I am going to do, so you can do it too, or should I just let the crack squirrels that live in my head run wild, and … Continue reading

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Christmas reversed… and revisited… because this another old post I am reusing… HA!

How about if one year, we try being NICE to each other and visit each other and buy presents for each other, and wear festive colors, and sing silly songs, and decorate things and hang colored lights for 11 months, … Continue reading

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Flavored latex gloves for dentists…

Is that a thing yet? Because, if it isn’t, I want credit for inventing it.

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I think we should make ties out of beef jerky…

Then, if you get hungry during a meeting…

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Just a thought…

I think we should build apartments buildings next to bakeries… and then run air ducts from the bakery to all the rooms… so your room would always smell like fresh-baked bread.

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Here’s an idea…

I think we should all go out to cheap costume stores and buy an assortment of inexpensive, spikey wigs in an assortment of colors… and then put them on the headrests of the seats of our cars… so from behind … Continue reading

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Free speech or poking the monkey…

Look, I am as outraged as anyone about the attacks on the offices of the French satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo. I think it is insane that anyone can warp the words of a religion to justify killing other human beings, … Continue reading

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Well, I don’t usually give advice to crack dealers… but here’s an idea…

When you go to the park to sell your crack… you know… like you do… try following these simple steps. 1. Dress like a clown. 2. Get some helium balloons. 3. Tie the little bags of crack to the strings … Continue reading

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So, if we feed cows to other cows…

Would they poop hamburger?

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Never let anyone tell you what to do… uh… except for me… telling you this…

Ha! See what I did there?

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