Tag Archives: food

A letter from William Shakespeare to Sam I Am…

Posted on April 26, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Dear Sirrah, Still no appetite for thy heinous concoction doth my tongue construe to desire. Neither hither nor yon would’st such tinted and perhaps tainted fare present itself less foully to my palate. I dislike the notion of consuming such victuals even within mine own … Continue reading →

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged dr. seuss, food, green eggs and ham, history, humor, sam i am, shakespeare, writing | 28 Comments

Breaking news!!!

Posted on February 13, 2015 by pouringmyartout

According to Facebook, my new little cousin, Clark, whom you might remember from the pictures of our Christmas trip to the Bay Area, is suffering from a horrible rash that has swollen his lips up until they look like a … Continue reading →

Posted in Stories of my life | Tagged current-events, family, food, humor, joke, kids, lips, photography, rash, social-media | 26 Comments

WTHIT???

Posted on February 6, 2015 by pouringmyartout

WTHIT©®™ (WTHIT-{What The Heck Is That} is a registered, copyrighted, trademarked, brand-new way of shortening ‘What The Heck Is That’… created by Arthur Browne, all rights reserved and pending and so on and so forth, as stipulated, in perpetuity, not … Continue reading →

Posted in Everything Else | Tagged alien brains, current-events, food, free porn, healthy eating, humor, lifestyle, organic, vegetables | 72 Comments

Nazi cows are funny… but they are no laughing matter…

Posted on January 11, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Yes… you herd me… (ha, see what I did there?)… Nazi cows are a real thing. Don’t you watch the Daily Show with Jon Stewart? Were else can you get your news and still laugh? It turns out that back … Continue reading →

Posted in dogs and other animals, thinking about stuff | Tagged art, cows, current-events, Daily Show with Jon Stewart, food, humor, nature, nazi cows, Nazi scientists, nazis, social-media | 34 Comments

Okay… sorry… I am just so proud of this tweet that I can’t wait and save it for my ‘twit wit’ series of posts…

Posted on November 8, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Maybe there is a reason we are afraid to eat green eggs and ham… are you even a real doctor???

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged current-events, Doctor Seuss, food, green eggs and ham, health, humor, scienec, social-media | 25 Comments

Once again I am reminded how much cooler kids are than adults…

Posted on October 24, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Uh… what is that, I can almost hear you asking me? That, my friends, is a bowl of ice cream… a mix of ‘cookies and cream’ and ‘mint chocolate chip’… with some Goldfish cheese crackers thrown in. And that is … Continue reading →

Posted in Stories of my life | Tagged children, cooking, culinary arts, current-events, dessert, family, food, humor, ice cream, kids, style | 14 Comments

There is something wrong with my banana…

Posted on October 2, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Maybe I am just being paranoid, you know, reading all about the GMO food and the weird experiments the big food companies are doing with the stuff we eat… but I swear, bananas do not get ripe the way they … Continue reading →

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged art, bananas, current-events, food, food companies, gmo, GMO food, humor, monkeys, social-media, weird experiments | 23 Comments

I can’t wait until drones start delivering my food…

Posted on October 2, 2014 by pouringmyartout

The future is finally here…

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged current-events, drone strikes, drones, food, humor, pizza, politics, social-media | 22 Comments

Well, I don’t usually give advice to the Commander in Chief and the Joint Chiefs of Staff… but here’s an idea…

Posted on September 18, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Instead of dropping bombs on these Isis guys, why don’t we try dropping Big Macs on them first… I know, it sounds like a crazy idea at first… most of my ideas seem crazy at first, and it isn’t until … Continue reading →